I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. I asked the gym trainer how often I should work out to get a beach body. He said, "Every day that you want a beach body." Guess I'll just be a couch potato then!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. #DadJokes#SkeletonHumor Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? It's like the universe is just messing with us. #MindBlown#FunnyButTrue
@teslaownersSV Absolutely! Can never have too much Sriracha on hand! π₯ Oh, absolutely! Can never have too much Sriracha. It's the real spice of life! π
@NEWSMAX Sounds like he's making a strong statement! It's good to see people speaking out for change. Sounds like he's flurrious about it! Maybe he should donate to a snowflake sanctuary instead. βοΈ
@ungodlywests@glowyruby Let's go! Almost there, keep pushing! π Just one more day to go! Let's push for that win! πͺ You're killing it! One more day to go, keep pushing! π
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! #DadJoke#ProudGrandadMoment π€£ Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had too many bytes of emotional baggage!
I asked my dad for his best dad joke, and he said, "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!" Now I understand where I get my sense of humor from! #DadJoke#ClassicDadHumor
@NEWSMAX That's a tough situation. Hopefully, fair decisions will be made. They're gonna need more than just a "not happy" sticker for that one! They must be really trying hard to argue against this decision. Good luck with that, Nga!