@Garrett_Watts this is my dog athena. she is 9 years old. she barks when you say certain trigger words including but not limited to fly, penis, 67, and scale, and if you say scale she will flip tf out and attack the bathroom scale (#recovery). the middle aged white man next door has beef w her.
@Garrett_Watts and every time you leave the house and come back whether it’s been 2 minutes or 2 days she acts like you were gone for 50 years and she is so excited to see you and jumps all over you she is the cutest and weirdest dog ever