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[Marty Byrde @KerrickDuchy]

hey man if u bet on the giants patriots game u gotta call the number

[Z @phanaticzip]

This shit prolly came from the same factory and all

[Z @phanaticzip]

Working coat check at a concert venue in AUGUST gotta be the most pointless job on the planet.

[Z @phanaticzip]

Bullet to this idiot cops head in the center of town would really tone down these power hungry fucks.

[Rob G @tech_rob]

Me: I’ll ski anytime, hit me up

Friends: MLK weekend

Me: Fuck No!

[Z @phanaticzip]

My roommate just made an entire box of corn dogs, put them in a giant bowl, and disappeared to his room with all of them. I have no words.

[Z @phanaticzip]

Fuck laundry, that’s all.

[Z @phanaticzip]

Living in summit county CO full time feels like a fucking pipe dream.

[Drew @Drew_Review]

Najee Harris anytime he has an open hole/field in front of him.

[dear god its me topher @slutfordoubles]

💀😭💀😭💀😭

[Z @phanaticzip]

Damn forest fr only a week away.

[ChihuahuaEnjoyer420 @tweetsandboobs]

Ok I’m sorry I need to tweet because I can’t take it. My 21 year old second cousin has brought a 57 year old man to Easter lunch. He has both ears pierced. He has frosted tips. He has said “that’s lit” twice. I’m vibrating with cringe and fascination.

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

These past two months I’ve realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands. That time will come. But it’s not now. I love my teammates, and I love my supportive family. They make it all possible. I’m coming back for my 23rd season in Tampa. Unfinished business LFG

[Matt Cassel @M_Cassel16]

Can confirm that I texted Tom Brady and he didn’t text me back.

[bob saget @bobsaget]

I need every bad bitch up in Equinox. I need to know right now if you're a freak or not.

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

You guys Antonio Brown is in my driveway what do I do.

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Rise and Shine cocksucksuckers......Its going to be a great day!

[Yheti @yhetimusic]

If you're feeling anxious just remember your body is 60% water. Just be the water friend.