Phanda Punter

Time. Place. Opportunity. B¡G CHANC3!

[Torgbuigà @Mr_Ceyram]

Former special force. Wants to mind his business until something drags him back into action. Right?

[Bhambatha @Grand_Maester_]

Basotho - Zamazamas
Nigerians - Drugs
Mozambicans - Car hijackings
Zimbabweans - Murders/Burglary
Malawians - Burglary
Somalians - Firearms
Ethiopians - Firearms/Counterfeits
Eastern Europeans - Drugs
US/UK - Visa violations
China - Human trafficking

Kumnandi mos eSouth Africa

[Margie Gandur @margieMYDNA]

There’s something deeply satisfying about Madlanga vs Zondo.

With Zondo, hardworking South Africans sat through years of testimony detailing billions lost to corruption, only to watch many of those implicated walk free, get promoted, retire or relocate to Dubai.

With Madlanga, the task team appears to move swiftly after each testimony. If accountability follows evidence in real time, it changes the entire dynamic.

That’s how public confidence is rebuilt.

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

Where is Baby Keem ?

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Facebook is going to go crazy when they see these tweets next month

[Dalai Nyama @DALiii_Danger]

Four of the unluckiest people in South Africa.

[IFEANACHO 📸 @ifenacho_]

You see how she is holding it? 🌚

[Retha. @peachesrobyn]

Never seen a fake braai in my life! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Winston Sahd @RealestRoseGold]

We shouldn’t see people’s babies till at least boma 5 months man

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

80 hours is a lot of time. Haven't they created a crochet machine?

[MaLih @Lindy_nzabe]

Paying someone a helper/house manager R3500 in this economy? How about you manage your own house until you can afford them. Ufuna ukuba umlungu but awunamali😭😩.

[Wost🕷️ @mosthiphop]

2 years since this was posted BEFORE Drake vs. Kendrick even happened & it’s true to this day 😭

[Lerato Pillay 🇿🇦💎🇿🇦 @LeratoPillayZA]

Please

[MJ-Mgabhazi @mj_khwela]

Usuku engingasoze ngalukhohlwa empilweni yami😂😂😂

[BET-WAY BOOMS @TheChildProTips]

215 odds goals heist

Betway code - BWF990DE

Good luck

[Shakes Rampedi @ShakesRampedi]

THE BOYS HAVE DONE IT 🔥🔥🔥

Amajita are through to the Semi-Finals of the AFCON U20

Meaning they qualify for the U20 World Cup 🎉🎉🎉🎉

South Africa U17 ✅️
South Africa U20 ✅️

Both will be going to their respective World Cups 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Remarkable 🥳🥳🥳

#TotalEnergiesAFCONU20 #TotalEnergiesAFCONU17

[Deedy @deedydas]

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University.

This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.