Parker Hanks

Living the Dream. University of Iowa

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If baby carrots are your vessel for eating pimento cheese, do the positives and negatives cancel out?

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@Jesse_Bolander Appreciate you

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If there is a museum of natural history does that imply a museum of unnatural history exists?

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Is harry styles back?

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Is J. Cole really a B-List celebrity?

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Need an @Menards employee to order me a yard hoodie. Mine has some holes in it.

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Crazy @ChipotleTweets doesn’t give you a lid if you eat in the restaurant anymore. How are you supposed to do the shake mix strategy. Mixing a full bowl by hand just makes a mess.

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“What’s 11 + 17” -Nichole

“Oh 27” -Nichole

“11 + 17 isn’t 27” - Me

“Yes it is” -Nichole

“Oh wait” -Nichole

“The double down on that was crazy” -Me

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Ted Lasso is funny

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*Watching chef and talking to Nichole*
Wow Jon Favreau (guy who plays happy), Robert Downey Jr and Scarlett Johansson are all in this movie -me
Idk who any of those people are -Nichole
… what, how- me

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Apparently been using expired toothpaste since last August. Dentist visit still had no cavities. Seems made up by big toothpaste to get you to buy more.

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Isn’t it wild my dog thinks it’s been a little over 77 years since GTA V was released and he isn’t complaining about it. #GTAVI

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You ever get bored go to Costco at 11 on a Sunday

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Are those heart shaped, red frosted, Little Debbie brownies still a thing? I may need to get some tomorrow.

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Can’t believe Chris Pratt is on the field tbh

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Need an @Menards employee to order me a yard hoodie. Mine has some holes in it.

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The beaches in Maine may slap low key.

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The amount of times I have been told I don’t seem like a motorcycle guy is astounding. Not sure if it is good or bad.

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The moonswatch tick is super loud. #moonswatch

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Pretty wild planes have WiFi but I can’t go down a big hill and not drop a phone call. -X’ed from a plane