kell ☾

23 | @likelester’s calico cat | wildlife biologist 🦧

[kell ☾ @phansplainer]

funny shit my boyfriend says: a thread 🪡 🦋

[kell ☾ @phansplainer]

@Risoniclol @caseycockschmid @kitnette @clovesburner67 @illegaljewish yes

[exciting!!excellent!!🇵🇸✨ @superexcitebike]

i actually do not think it is ableist to tell someone they can’t rip huge vape clouds from their absurdly expensive adult pacifiers at the concert

[kell ☾ @phansplainer]

@jonceryaoi @DRUNKONTHERAGE and we cant talk about it ?

[kell ☾ @phansplainer]

@apathykhaslana @blckbrdquitter did you miss the “couldn’t afford it” part of the conversation or are you being purposely dense

[Ariyanka @gimmeakithe]

Maybe I’m too woke …………. Since when is it okay for male teachers to force contact with students??

[das🏒hudkuna matata @wolfbiird]

this is lowkey cliff marleau

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I loan it out in June.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

how come these cameras never work when men are running around the city punching women in the face.

[sydney sweeney’s degree in business @steviesmother]

that’s how an accommodation works. you have to tell them you need the accommodation.

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.

iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

went on doordash to order dipped tacos and they offered me $13 off my $21 order if I started a free dashpass annual trial so I got my $8 tacos and canceled that shit immediately after.

[🐝 @beha_hun]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[Nae @NaesCloset]

Never understood this system where they take children from homes due to lack of funds just to pay someone else monthly to raise your kid.

[lou 🏒 @l0ucif3r_]

no it’s fine I just wasn’t expecting him to have a mustache is all

[moog, god of worms @MotherBanshee]

The banana costume discourse is driving me insane because the people calling it a tiktok trend are either teenagers, or adults who have no involvement in the music scene
There were always 1-3 banana guys at any hardcore or deathcore show 14 years ago when I started going to shows

[chløe is semi-autømatic @silvernhills]

lazy saturday #neighbler #cliqueart

[seulgi’s head rest🍏 @joblessrosie]

HELLOOOO?!?!!

deleting the fansign pics is one thing but to delete PERSONAL PHOTOS makes it personal. just an insane abuse of power idc, what if someone’s last photo of their family member was on it? what would they have done then? absolutely ridiculous invasion of privacy

[Vik von Lustig 🇺🇸 @realcountlustig]

This is very weird. I have been assured by euros that there is no heat like European heat

[ً @phenstruation]

genuinely PJ and Chris playing up their own "ship" to take attention off of their closeted friends' genuine secret relationship should be talked about more

[mitchie @gloomseason]

awsten does not need ur $200 to buy trinkets