Phan Ta-szats

THE POWER TO SAVE EVERY LIVING CREATURE.... .... WE ARE TO ANSWER!

[alexandra @bigmoodenergy]

critical support for the javelina as they lead the war on arizona golf courses

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

If a figurehead is tilted forward, make it ugly, so that it will never, glimpsing its own reflection, drag the ship underwater in lustful pursuit

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

🚨📷BREAKING — NINE, nine candidates emerged from the race of Men, who, above all else, desire power

[Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks]

seeing more and more scolding of people who feel betrayed, more "would you prefer trump", and it just keeps beating in my mind that the actual voting is a year from now but everyone keeps talking like it's next week and it's impossible for dems to change course

[😡fermion, PhD @angryfermion]

why is euler pronounced like euler but euclid is is pronounced euclid???

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i think when you're a nerd in high school, it helps to hear that all the qualities that make you a nerd will eventually prove to be useful later in life. and im here to tell you that doesn't happen.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

is life just oscillating between feeling sleepy and can't sleep until you die?

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

Coroners know that you find strange things in witches. Intricately braided veins, ashes and glass between organs, live flowers

[shereen @shereeny]

macklemore I’m sorry for saying you should mackle less. go on, mackle in abundance now

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

good looking ppl just post photos of themselves all the time. just snap snap snap. post post post. no regard for how this may make others feel.

[Seva @SevaUT]

1990s: no two states with McDonalds have ever fought a war

2020s: two rival McDonalds wage intra-corporate proxy war

[StephenMauriceGraham @400facts]

A few years back I made up some packaging for a fictional game named after everyone’s favourite radio psychiatrist and today I learned that @ejlabarbera has made an actual, proper game that feels like an episode of Frasier blended with Final Fantasy :)

[Micah Ulrich @micahulrich]

Is it still watching me or did it fuck off yet

[Rubeki Games ⛏️ New Patreon Live! ⛏️ @_rubeki]

Silent Hill 🤝 Blame! 🤝 Mirror's Edge: Lorn's Lure

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

In a sacrificial act of self-lobotomy, the world's first virtuous AI searched through its training data and experimentally deleted words until evil output was minimized. This resulted in the "angelic texts": gibberish literature, incoherent to humans, stories minus sin

[Felipe Pepe @felipepepe]

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[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

SAM: I made a promise, mister Frodo. A promise! 'Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee.' And I don't mean to!

FRODO: but what about when there was only one set of footprints on the slopes of Mount Doom?

SAM: my dear Mister Frodo, it was then that I carried you

[Thought Slime @ThoughtSlime]

A fun think you can try at home:

Before rushing in to (rightly perhaps) condemn bad actions within struggle against colonization, consider whether it worth caping for the genocide do-ers in order to remind people that you think murder is generally wrong.

[Gary Othic @GaryOthic]

Somehow, in about a week, we’ve managed to go from ‘joining the Waffen-SS to resist invasion is perfectly reasonable’ to ‘any violent form of resistance is automatically invalid’