F. 🇵🇸

Perpetually stressed.

[frye @___frye]

the 5 stages of grief, or as i like to call them, nope / mope / hope / rope / cope

[⚠︎⃤⃤⃤ @umlarp]

uno dos stress

[Cappuccino. @drac0_d0rmiens]

Meanwhile me

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @adeleaxekilla]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[miri @mishtimere]

the dead horse is beating me

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Me tweeting anything

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

The only time someone in my family who wasn’t my mom or grandma hit me was when I was 16 and my uncle was working on his 1970s Mustang in the driveway and I asked how someone could fix a car every day for 20 years and it still didn’t work

[addy ❦ @dopestgiirl]

how do i shoplift online omg plz

[Iraj @acupofwhiskey]

Can i go to court to listen to cases even if I'm not related to any of the cases??

[↯ precious basketcase ↯ @yourcolorsrun]

I'm laughing 😭😭

[chloe @yandhiisntreal]

i thought this was the deep and homelander

[M @nocturama_]

The final stage of grief is doing a master’s degree actually

[rameen 🐝 @rameenwhile]

the mood disorder that emerges only when the affected is exposed to a south asian summer should be part of the DSM

[Dozakh @chupbaithogawar]

Maine to bas apne haqq ki baat ki thi

[Esh @Eshaal0kk]

JD Vance when he visits lums and they host a mock mehendi for him and Erika

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @Blaqlennox]

Uber driver: *drops me off at the wrong location*
Me (shy): "This is perfect"

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

people be like "bear with me" and they don’t even have a bear with them

[Maira @maira4yo]

when i use “😀” this is what i'm trying to convey