⚡️✨Scott Phantom 🦋💖

grape surgeon. harvard alum. fastest kid in elementary. 2x fantasy league winner. #cowboys

[milk @milkwarmer]

its a cum or get cummed on typa world

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

mfs in high school was sneakin into different lunch periods like it was the club

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

Messi knew who he’d face 20 years later and got a picture bathing him to make Lamine nervous during the match. How will Lamine dribble the ball when he knows his opponent has seen him naked? When he knows his opponent could’ve drowned him and ended it all right there? Levels.

[⚡️✨Scott Phantom 🦋💖 @phantom_da60831]

@NoodleHairCR7 r u retarded mfr 🤣

[suki @soupkis]

you might be someone’s nothingburger but you’re my everythingbagel

[⚡️✨Scott Phantom 🦋💖 @phantom_da60831]

@intelligentpawg i crew - cos - madewell

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

Always say yes to a quick 30 minute beer with your friends because that hour and a half could be the best 6 hours of your life

[⚡️✨Scott Phantom 🦋💖 @phantom_da60831]

@WarlingHD this suit is so ugly

[⚡️✨Scott Phantom 🦋💖 @phantom_da60831]

@DailyLoud maid of honor so far

[⚡️✨Scott Phantom 🦋💖 @phantom_da60831]

@uzanethegoat true bestie is slept on

[⚡️✨Scott Phantom 🦋💖 @phantom_da60831]

@calli0pe___ real

[ᵕ̈ ᵕ̈ ᵕ̈ @beenhavnk]

Real niggas wear women deodorant

[suspended @twtuser00001]

Getting drunk with your close friends is a privilege and do it as much as you can before everyone gets separated

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

Toy Story 5 wasn’t made for kids man what is this

[anvita @vitamaybe]

in your 20s, there will be people partying till 5am and running at 6am. it's important that you do both

[Jen 💞 @whtvrjen]

the knicks won a championship and it stopped raining on the weekends in nyc

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Look no further

[⚡️✨Scott Phantom 🦋💖 @phantom_da60831]

@hulu ur by far the worst streaming platform