Kind of want to fuck off to live in a hut in the deep forest but also kinda want to move to a bigger city where I possibly could have like-minded people around. Either way my neighbors would stop putting Jesus-fliers in my post-box and that’s a win 🤔
I was talking to a friend and joked about it being impossible to find a golden retriever bf and she looked at me and said ’dude you are the golden retriever bf’ and I… I guess I am??? Shit 🤣
Bro I met the most fun person this weekend, we’re like. 98% the same person and I’m so sad that I don’t know how to human and couldn’t ask him to BE MY FRIEND
This is gonna be gross, but I cracked my phone screen the other day, and I think a tiny piece of it got into my eye. How do I know? There was two pieces but I already fished one of them out. Been trying to get the last guy out for a while 😫