Danny Fenton

And as always Drink Responsibly

[Danny Fenton @phantomdollar]

I just found my dream hotel stay using Elite Traveler's Top Suites. Take a look inside: https://t.co/kamEJz7BvX

[Danny “Vanilla Vick” Dimes @TheDannyDimesJr]

“Shane we got the ball in the red zone with a chance to win at arrowhead we need your best playcall!”

Shane Steichen:

[Danny Fenton @phantomdollar]

@funbundles_ couldn’t agree more Pat Mahomes bailed out by a Butker field goal is truly peak Mahomes!

[Nick Saban @sabanfaux]

When the Gummies really Kick in.

[Danny Fenton @phantomdollar]

might uhhh throw myself off a roof so i can talk to one of the 20 smoking hot nurses i just saw walk into chipotle

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

I'm Jewish, so I've never "given up anything for Lent".

Instead, I'm going to give up Peroni for non-conference play.

See you on December 22nd, my friend.

[Logan @SconnieColt]

Just saw that the Colts have the longest losing streak in the NFL. 311 days since our last win.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Advice of the day: always bottle up your anger and frustration to the absolute breaking point without telling a single soul about it, and then eventually fucking explode on someone for no reason.

[NICKSILVA @nicksilva1]

This fanbase is not a disgrace.
This fanbase is not embarrassing.

The front office is a disgrace.
The front office is embarrassing.

Don’t get your shit twisted. Wake up.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

damn shawty you're sorta doing that without the express written consent of major league baseball

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

Never Forget

[Harrison Hughes @hughes_harrison]

It’s kinda fucked up that teachers get paid more than Fantasy Football Commissioners

[New York Mets @Mets]

The home run that helped a city heal. #NeverForget 🇺🇸

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

A 9/11 widow just rent rogue in NYC…

She read her husbands name and then called out Islamic terror and Saudi Arabia.

She called out Bush, Obama, Biden and JD Vance/Trump while they sat right in front of her. The entire crowd at ground zero cheered.

[Danny Fenton @phantomdollar]

today sucks its one of the rare times i hear my parents cry

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

We asked ChatGPT to simulate the 2026 NFL playoffs.

It gave us this.

[Danny Fenton @phantomdollar]

@HobbyBoyz_ love entourage, love the reunion, but the writing in this ad was absolute pig slop. Love seeing vince and ari tho

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

Don’t let people lie to you. This was peak tv.

[Beer Drinker @budlight555]

Are Bonita fish big?