Steve Massey

It'll always be the Skydome. I've left a plane mid-flight. Noel Fielding once touched my shoulder.

Black and Indigenous Lives Matter.

[Steve Massey @PhantomHal]

3 days. 22 hours. 11 minutes and 23 seconds of pure enjoyment. #GTA5 #100%

[Steve Massey @PhantomHal]

In order to lead the orchestra, you have to turn your back to the crowd. - little nugget from Charlemagne the God

[in context james acaster @OfAcaster]

Can't even say Merry Christmas anymore

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

they'll never respond if we take that needy tone

[Steve Massey @PhantomHal]

@GamewithDave

[Steve Massey @PhantomHal]

@SmallMind @TIFF_NET I only saw Brother 2 days ago but it is glorious.

[Steve Massey @PhantomHal]

@AlexHorne Now when you're done, bring it across the water to Canada. 🤞🏻

[Steve Massey @PhantomHal]

Does Zachary Levi think his career is like a reverse odometer? Once it hits absolute zero, it will only take one more push to become the absolute maximum?

[enma @3nmaniac]

Transgender jason voorhees be like: she/she/she/her/her/her

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.

[Steve Massey @PhantomHal]

@Faiza_AminTV I bet Trump sits his old ass down. Gripping onto that podium like a walker.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

if you know you know

[Steve Massey @PhantomHal]

@Smil3yAngel 👋

[Steve Massey @PhantomHal]

@CernaDusha @canadiancynic Guys relax, it's just Sasha Baron Cohen pretending to be an idiot again.

[Summer Ray @SummerRay]

Sorry but why isn’t absolutely every single person talking about the fact that those two astronauts that are stuck in Space are now hearing mysterious heartbeat sounds and no one know what it is. THIS ENTIRE STORY IS INSANE

[Frankie Ward @FrankieWard]

Tom Cruise only agreed to take this job after realising he'd be stood next to Simone Biles and look like a giant for the first time in his career

[Steve Massey @PhantomHal]

This will be the greatest #ClosingCeremony I've ever seen because its been #Justice and their #Hyperdrama setlist since it began.
#EtJusticePourTout

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Lady, our last mayor resigned because he was having an affair with a subordinate 40-years younger and the guy before him literally smoked crack.

Nobody gives a fuck.

[Steve Massey @PhantomHal]

@Righteousdudett Bot. Not one iced coffee on this dudette's profile.

[The Olympic Games™ @Olympics]

Saint Lucia's first ever Olympic champion, and it's the women's 100m.

It doesn't get better than this. 🇱🇨❤️

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

Some bullet proof facts about the Jasper wildfire. Alberta’s UCP government should all be charged with criminal negligence. Nuclear grade incompetence/ego.