Chris Robinson

Runner, network engineer, Socko-pilled soyboy cat daddy. (he/him)

[Chris Robinson @phantomtofu]

@spaceghost I served him at an ice cream shop once. He was effortlessly kind and charismatic.

Another time I saw him on a Sunday at the Harmon's in Holladay. No joke, Gangster's Paradise started playing on the PA system.

[Chris Robinson @phantomtofu]

@SwiftOnSecurity Can I use this to get out of dumb meetings?

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@MoMohler

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@scrungeonmaster

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@MsRebeccaBlack

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@sairaspooks Guerilla marketing for Alien: Dont' Invent The Torment Nexus

[Chris Robinson @phantomtofu]

@d0rkph0enix Sounds like Zero Trust. And not just in the sense that it's a marketing buzzword - but also that a lot of organizations need *prescriptive* help to mesh together existing technologies. And a lot of execs need a name they can remember to approve budget for.

[Chris Robinson @phantomtofu]

@StatisticUrban The best fry sauce is the Russian dressing at Hopkins in Sugar House. Has a kick of horseradish.
(pic stolen from SL Tribune)

[Chris Robinson @phantomtofu]

@StatisticUrban A lot of replies here are correct that it's not a unique sauce. What they're missing is that in Utah fry sauce is the default. Local restaurants serve it with fries without asking - of course you want fry sauce!

[Chris Robinson @phantomtofu]

@__apf__ Can't get the feeling of powering off a misbehaving device by holding the power button... like whispering "sshhhh" while pressing a pillow over its face.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

The 2nd amendment is not for hunting, it is not for self protection

It is there to ensure that free people can defend themselves if god forbid government became tyrannical and turned against its citizens

[🏴‍☠️Maddox🏴‍☠️ @maddoxrules]

Hi, I'm a powerful billionaire who just wrote a letter to another country suggesting that I could just take something without consent if they can't defend it. I'm also implicated in a child sex scandal regarding children who can't defend themselves. Anyway, probably nothing. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Chris Robinson @phantomtofu]

@eevblog @aedison Kinda looks like the 805s, so I believe it

[Chris Robinson @phantomtofu]

@aretheygay Dark ̶w̶o̶k̶e̶ Steve from Blue's Clues
(complimentary)

[Justis Mosqueda @JuMosq]

They gonna have moments of silence at NFL games this weekend or do they just do that for podcasters?

[Mario @PawlowskiMario]

I grew up under communism in Poland. I know exactly what state harassment looks like.

What I saw in Minneapolis was not law enforcement. It was intimidation, escalation, panic of unqualified law enforcement, then murder.

They surrounded a woman. She tried to leave. She backed away so she would not hit anyone. They shot her anyway and now they lie.

That is how police states work. Start the chaos. Kill. Rewrite the story.
This never ends well.

This was a murder👀

[Chris Robinson @phantomtofu]

@rowanfornow A wise philosopher said "the years start coming and they don't stop coming."

[Chris Robinson @phantomtofu]

@misspennygadget @hecubian_devil It makes grammatical sense to cue music, and also to queue music. But people give up on figuring out which is appropriate and just throw in Spanish!

[Chris Robinson @phantomtofu]

@tiffanee_dawn I don't have any particular feelings about either team except that they both have too much money. I'm going to cheer for the team whose win makes us look better. Go Tech!