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certified hoe scarer

[𓆨 @pharaohsitic]

@Jay2wvy i work next to a gas station n the cashier said yes

[Risu 🎨 @AnimatorBendy]

My client coming back to me after I forgot about their commission from 2 years ago

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Oh my god you people can do everything!

[permawank @permawank]

I am killing myself on ig live in 15 minutes

[Horned Sphere @Horned_Sphere]

This guy at the bar is drinking a cup of blood

[chad @chasedbywasps]

you disobeyed me bruh

[reece♰ @reeceollld]

Arab perfumes have zero chill…the entire street knows you’ve arrived

[𓆨 @pharaohsitic]

not falling for this propaganda

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

Young Thug was in there 900 days and ain’t put a pound of muscle dawg my stomach hurt. Just a fat gossiping fuck

[Brother Bjorn @bjorn_brother]

They found new tattoos on a Scythian ice mummy using scans

[hannah @dogfanhan]

an “April fools prank”?? Oh, you mean a Lie??? like the sin???

[jeff 🙂 @noxheav3n]

u just have to become stronger im sorry

[虢子楷Guo Zikai @sheepeden]

白蛇传🐍

[omnitrix💋 @omsdotcom]

the people yearn to be sudanese

[𓆨 @pharaohsitic]

i will not tolerate domino's slander

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

domino’s pizza is 7 thousand dollars and tastes like this

[໊ @user0000O0]

this year felt like being awake during surgery

[Chin @chinremoval]

This first medical bill off his parents insurance shocked him into straight action omg