Pharazôn’s Beard's Lice 🪳

The things we’ve seen…the darkness where we reside…We are Pharazon’s beard lice. Fellowship of the Unhinged member.

[Pharazôn’s Beard's Lice 🪳 @Pharazonsbeard]

A genteel person asked that I compile this complete list. I PRESENT…

The Fellowship of the Unhinged 🔥🔥

PharazonsBeardLice
@Pharazonsbeard

Berek of Numenor, Isildur’s Horse @BerekTheHorse

Disa’s New Table
@NewTableWhoDisa

Finrod’s Chin
@finrods_chin

[HAROLD @UnhingedHarold]

@Pharazonsbeard Will the Unhinged fund all the therapy Harold needs?

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@islandofnumenor Dead

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@beastiewithabow

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@beastiewithabow I- I do not. Pray do refresh my memory.

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@sunderedseas

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Do these not look like the same style of helmet???

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There appears to be a blonde blob on a white horse. Are we thinking Galadriel or Celeborn?

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How can I be losing my mind over one still image of Celeborn on a forest 😒
So the shape of the boot of the Elven warrior looks different than the dead body to the left of Celeborn. The other boot also seemd to have a tjin lone of brown leather outlining the heel. Human maybe?

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@BerekTheHorse She gently rejects Elendil's love and instead confesses her respect and feelings for Pharazon.

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@caraxesluvr "I couldnt bear ir if he died"

Now why would you give the showrunners that idea 😭

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@feanorthinker I may now rest knowing I have provided you with some amusement!

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Tolkien Chud-Bros when they come across a non-white, straight, male character:

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@Prince_Celeborn @TheRingsofPower They should hire me aa a consultant atp

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I am BEGGING @TheRingsofPower to please cast Dónal Finn in season 4

[archive @millyswinter]

orpheus hadestown orphydice wait for me dónal finn

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@4thEorlingas You called?

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@4thEorlingas I see no lies here

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Countdown to when People start calling Khamul "daddy."

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@Alayanabeth *clutches pearls*

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@TheWheelLargo I will bend the dark side to my will

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@TheWheelLargo He takes after his mother's side of the family

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Khamul casually picking up an Elf Warrior like a rag doll 🥵

Kemen could never