Fali Money 🇨🇦

[Fali Money 🇨🇦 @pharleelat_]

If you see this, please retweet and follow me. I’ll be here till @pharleelat is back🤎💖

[Fali Money 🇨🇦 @pharleelat_]

Please get away from me 🫠

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“You need to have a baby now, so you won’t be lonely when you get old”

But the last time you saw your own mum was in 2019, she no lonely?

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

and the grief of unlearning it all

[mychnatural 🤍 @mychnatural]

Honestly i need that pill that make you forget everything

[Nezzie ʚଓ @kuromi_bbydoll]

Having crazy chemistry with someone and then having to move on and forget all about it like it never happened is truly wild.

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne @ThatPHCBoy]

please only do this at home with house chores, do not under any circumstances develop a reputation at work for being incompetent.

[Fali Money 🇨🇦 @pharleelat_]

You people talk like you didn’t pass through school

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

When you see “And honestly?” in a writeup, you just know that it is ChatGPT

[The Free Press @TheFP]

"My generation is obsessed with treating every trait as a symptom of a disorder: You’re not shy, you’re autistic; you’re not forgetful, you’ve got ADHD," writes Freya India.

[Chinenye Nweke @NnukwuMama]

Sleep!
Rest!
Lay in bed!
The women in my family are busy bodies that don't like to rest. So I sleep and lay in bed for all of them.

[Amy @Ramaesela2011]

This sounds like a trauma response.

[buhle_matsha @buhle_matsha]

That guy who is raising five kids by himself. The one who tried to leave the wife with the kids and she beat him to it? That one? Happy Father's Day to him💃🏿💃🏿💃🏿

[Tiaraoluwa 💕 @TheOluwabukunmi]

Yesterday evening, a case of a woman who was driven to the front of a church and abandoned there since Friday morning was brought to my attention. The people in the area including their LCDA chairman had contacted the police and they said removing people from the streets isn’t

[Goddess ❤️🌱 @Osungbotemi]

Idk how to explain this but he looks like a cockroach

[Nyamisa Chelang’at @Nyamisa_Chela]

If your mother is useless, leave the rest of us out of this 😂.
I will recognize my mother equally if not more.

[Gossip Mill Nigeria @GossipMillNaija]

Just in: “My Ashmatic inhaler that used to cost less than N4,500 is now a whopping N8k/N10k I can no longer afford it again” - Nigerian lady cries out

[Fali Money 🇨🇦 @pharleelat_]

@almaasinobi That’s the spirit!!! Let’s go 💪🏾

[Alma Asinobi @almaasinobi]

I’m attempting to break the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to visit all 7 continents 🚀

From Antarctica all the way to Australia in 70 hours with my Nigerian passport!! 🇳🇬✈️

Follow me @almaasinobi for updates on this adventure 🫶🏽

#AlmaChasingContinents #7in70 #GWR

[Fali Money 🇨🇦 @pharleelat_]

@pamilerin She took a better picture,
You ingrate! 🫵🏾

[Ogbenjuwa @DukeofOtukpo]

Had the best time with my guys yesterday 🍻
@pharleelat_
@Efemenaa_
#jointhewinningteam