PharmDeity

And they came before Him and said “Oh, great PharmDeity, teach us the ways of pharmacistry.” And in His mercy the PharmDeity looked upon them and said “OK.”

[PharmDeity @pharmd_ennui]

You ever drink bourbon and then get this urge to tweet all of your frustrations? Or post or whatever the fuck we call it now. Just me?

[PharmDeity @pharmd_ennui]

No shit, Sherlock

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I'm sick

[PharmDeity @pharmd_ennui]

A proposal: the 2020 and 2024 elections were and are political shit shows. Can republicans and democrats alike agree to do better in 2028? Set the bar at nominees who aren’t tremendous disappointments as a starting point? This “lesser of two evils” nonsense is too much.

[PharmDeity @pharmd_ennui]

You ever sit and think about how good MxPx is? I do.

[PharmDeity @pharmd_ennui]

You’re a pharmacist and you want to see the biggest load of bullshit ever published? Take a look.

[PCMA @pcmanet]

To secure lower #Rx #drug costs, @JudiciaryDems/@SenJudiciaryGOP needs to focus on advancing policies that hold #BigPharma accountable for anti-competitive tactics that block access to affordable medication. See more: #PharmaSetsThePrice
https://t.co/2g5TViyQYG

[PharmDeity @pharmd_ennui]

Nothing makes me feel more patriotic than when the government takes 42% of my bonus/commission checks. That makes me better than you.

(Hey @mcuban am I doing this right?)

[PharmDeity @pharmd_ennui]

@PureBaileyPower That is fantastic

[PharmDeity @pharmd_ennui]

Alright colleagues, this is your tatted pharmacist roll call. What you got??

[PharmDeity @pharmd_ennui]

Got started on a sleeve recently, only visible one so far.

[PharmDeity @pharmd_ennui]

You all are awesome!

[PharmDeity @pharmd_ennui]

Y’all ever sneeze so hard your antecubital fossae hurt? Just me?

[PharmDeity @pharmd_ennui]

Today I was reminded that when wearing noise-cancelling headphones, other people can still hear you fart, even if you can’t hear it yourself.

[PharmDeity @pharmd_ennui]

@BradenDMitchell That is outstanding!!

[PharmDeity @pharmd_ennui]

Update: a dude with a nicer looking toolbox arrived and freed the trapped passenger. Hell yes for dudes with toolboxes!

[PharmDeity @pharmd_ennui]

True story from the road: I’m currently sitting on a plane, take off is delayed because a passenger is in the lavatory and the door is stuck shut. They’ve been trying to open it for 20 minutes. So that’s a first.

[PharmDeity @pharmd_ennui]

@BradenDMitchell It was!

[PharmDeity @pharmd_ennui]

True story from the road: I’m currently sitting on a plane, take off is delayed because a passenger is in the lavatory and the door is stuck shut. They’ve been trying to open it for 20 minutes. So that’s a first.

[PharmDeity @pharmd_ennui]

I’m fairly certain that there’s a special place reserved in hell for whoever composed the Walgreen’s hold music.

[Katherine Rowland, PharmD @DRxKatherine]

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Jaypirca

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Igalmi

Rykindo

Norliqva

Kyzatrex

Jylamvo

I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO THE F*CK IS IN CHARGE OF NAMING THESE NEW DRUGS it’s like a cat is walking across the keyboard !

[PharmDeity @pharmd_ennui]

@chaoticrx1 @AccPharmacist Don’t worry, academia says it’s great and unicorns and roses and gum drops.

[PharmDeity @pharmd_ennui]

@Nudesandnursing Topanga from Boy Meets World. Hubba hubba!