Pharmacy Problems

Tweeting on demand pharmacy problems for your enjoyment. Consider it your personal Twitter Xanax.#PharmProbs

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French Phase One Drug Trial Halted After One Patient Braindead. https://t.co/AmQxrWqQj7

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People that stand around watching other people work without offering to help tick me off more than anything. #PharmProbs #DontBeDumb

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Boy if I had a dollar for every time I saw a penicillin allergy #PharmProbz

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Couldn't find a pharmacy in your own state to fill your oxycodone huh? Nah I don't think I'll fill it either. #PharmProbz

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Ebola vaccine is getting fast tracked. Could be in production by end of the year. http://t.co/fIwXsMTrtB

[NCPA @Commpharmacy]

THANK YOU to all #pharmacy technicians for your invaluable efforts to improve patient health all year long. #PharmacyTechnicianDay

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I can not get going today. #MondayProbz

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I love it when MDs dont listen when I recommend stopping a contraindicated med. I definitely dont know anything about medicine. #PharmProbz

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Are you seriously going to pick up your acyclovir and then proceed to hit on me? #PharmProbz #ByeFelicia

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You're really going to pull up in your new BMW and complain about your $10 copay? Really? Tell me how hard your life is. #PharmProbz #bye

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Eating my lunch in 5 minutes makes me think I could compete with the professional eaters in a race. #nomnom #PharmProbz

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"Your prescription will be ready in 30 minutes sir."

*10 minutes later*

"Yeah is my prescription ready yet?"
#pharmprobz #no #getout

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

Xanax for all Brazilians. On the house.

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I have mastered the "turn your head before the patient catches your eye" move. #pharmprobz #notsorry

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Patient stated she was taking her Seroquel to help her sleep. You know that Dr. lied to that crazy woman. #notforsleep #PharmProbz

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That awkward moment when a patient comes in mad about something... But they don't speak English. #pharmprobs #nohablaespanol

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This describes my day. #FML #pharmprobs

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Volunteered at a local pharmacy and I found this gem. #workingwithidiots #spellprobs #pharmprobs