Bitter Pharmacist

I'm surrounded by idiots.

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

Me: I’m sorry sir that your cholesterol medication didn’t work the way you expected…but I cannot give you a refund.

Pt: Why are you talking? You are just a pharmacist. I want to speak with the owner. I am consumer!!!

#pharmprobs. #fml

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

Quote of the Day

“It’s Thursday! Why aren’t you open tomorrow?!?!”

#pharmprobs #HappyThanksgiving2022

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

Intern: I’m tired of standing. Can I get a chair.

Me: No.

#oldschool #bitterpharm

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

So true.
The yellow genetic one.
#pharmprobs

[Debra TAYLOR @DebraTA60794412]

@MarkHRPh @bitterpharm You will need the genetic ones instead.

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

I apologize that you don’t like the shape of the tablet and how you can’t swallow it.

Unfortunately, I have no control over how companies make or design their tablets.

#fml #pharmprobs

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

I hate it when…

I am 1 inch away and literally in motion to give them a shot…

The patient would then ask me questions about the shot and side effects and if they should get the shot.
#

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

Pt: I know you close at 9. My GPS said I’ll be there like 910ish.
Just stay open for a bit longer alright?

Me: I can’t promise we will be here.

Pt: Why?

Me: Because we close at 9.

Pt: But I need my meds!

*it’s been on the shelf for 4 days already*

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

Sorry, we do not have and/or can’t

a) OTC Covid Test Kits
b) Ivermectin
c) I can’t give you your 4th shot
d) do curbside pick up but you are park across the street

Fml

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

An 11 year old kick me in the chest.

…still got the 0.2mL in though.

#pfizer

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

Giving vaccine shots to 5-11 years old kids is hard.

#pfizer

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

*Overheard at the pharmacy*

Ivermectin is like prednisone.

#fml

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

I'm surrounded by idiots.

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

Reason: I'm vaccinated but I pretend I'm not

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

Question?

These breakthrough Covid cases; obviously they are fully vaccinated;

But are they going all mask-less? Gathering in big groups with others vaccinated? Indoors? Outdoors?

Just curious.

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

Question?

These breakthrough Covid cases; obviously they are fully vaccinated;

But are they going all mask-less? Gathering in big groups with others vaccinated? Indoors? Outdoors?

Just curious.

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

My hair dresser quit.

And I don't know where she is.

Fuck.

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

I drink a bottle of wine everything night to make sure I can smell/taste receptors are still working.

Fuck you covid.

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

Navigating these Olympics events via Hulu is a mess.

It's titled; "Live: Rugby" but it's Women's Diving.

Then it's "Live: Soccer; JPN vs NZ" but it's instead KOR vs MEX

Come on guys.

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

Got called out as an anti-vaxxer because I'm still wearing a mask in public places.

Sigh.

#teammoderna

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

Thank you patient for coming into the pharmacy and telling me that you just found out you are positive.

Excuse me while I spray myself with bleach.

[Bitter Pharmacist @bitterpharm]

Looking at the lists of Grammys winners.

I don't even know half of them.

Fuck I'm old.