Re-Drugged Monkey

Not posting here anymore. I want as little Elon Musk in my life as possible. Find me at

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Trump explained.

"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

Lyndon B. Johnson

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@harryfisherEMTP I'm very appreciative of the efforts dumbasses such as yourself are making to take your genes out of circulation. Thank you.

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@PiecesofMargo @ShellPaw https://t.co/BgqwYr8awG

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@PiecesofMargo I've said for years "Periodically slowing down the right wing destruction of the country since 1968" should be the Democratic Party's official slogan.

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@PiecesofMargo Not to mention I'm pretty sure all the vampires would have been wiped out in the early days of the AIDS epidemic.

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@PiecesofMargo "You Can See Everything" is Drugmonkey recommended

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@hiiigh_fashion Fucking liar. The higher tax rate only applies to the extra dollars you've earned. Look up "marginal tax rate," and if you can understand what you read you'll realize how dumb you are.

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@PiecesofMargo Every time my car insurance is up for renewal I shop around and I've never had anyone come close to the rates i get with GEICO.

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@PiecesofMargo I think I would have liked a daughter. I joke that I fantasize that Alexandrea Ocasio-Cortez is the daughter I never had. After getting quite the education in what women go through these last few years I would definitely have her take a self defence class though.

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@PiecesofMargo You mention the huge hair as if it was a bad thing.

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@PiecesofMargo It was illegal in Ohio when I was in college, so of course we went to Indiana to get some. It was stamped all over with warnings not to drink it straight so of course that was the first thing we did. I will never forget the feeling of my esophagus being clenched by a fist.

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@FrankJense8403 @JamieBonkiewicz Fuck you mother fucker

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@PiecesofMargo GERD, try Pepcid AC for acute relief. If it's a chronic problem, take a Prilosec every day.

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@dusabl1 Hey dipshit.

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@PiecesofMargo I take it you're not in danger from the fire?

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@PiecesofMargo I have peed in a trough. When you really gotta go you can't be picky

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@PiecesofMargo You are spot on. Also reminds me of how someone once described John Updike as "a penis with a thesaurus."

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@PiecesofMargo I never paid a dime for blogspot and it did everything i ever needed it to. People seemed to be gravitating toward wordpress towards the end of the blog era though.

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@DrNeilStone Or those with long COVID

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@PiecesofMargo @MorbidKnowledge Walgreens once fired a manager for getting a juice for a diabetic customer that almost passed out from low blood sugar.

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@PiecesofMargo i think they might want to be careful what they ask for. Who's more likely to have a passport, a college educated Democrat or Trump lovin' hillbilly Joe in the hollers of West Virginia?