Loren (human)

[Matt! (Please Clap) @mcinthedc]

Fun fact, Roman Catholicism doesn’t believe that human actions can bring about a acceleration of the end times.

[🧃🥤🧃 @jusdcanneberge]

I fell in love with quails when I heard these dumbass noises on a hike in norcal then saw a circle with an antenna run across the trail

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

"Eggs expensive under Biden" was a story for six months. "Trump made everything expensive on purpose" is apparently just a Trump personality quirk we're all supposed to get used to.

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

We are the terrorists.

[Gyarupan @PantsuVor]

"Ma'am, your husband died in Operation Epic Bacon. Sorry, no compensation, it wasn't a real war"

[Monoculture Debatteur @NotADebacle]

So can we all agree having a fucking metric ton of cops standing around sucking up our taxes doesn't actually keep us safe at all?

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

There’s nothing America loves doing more than bombing weddings in the Middle East. Over a dozen weddings bombed since 2001 and hundreds killed at them.

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

dude stop trying to skip my dialogue i can see you spamming the A button bro cut it out

[Rayyvana @RayyvanaTTV]

A 14-year-old victim of rape and incest gave birth on the side of the road and is being held hostage by her rapist father. Instead of trying to ensure she gets proper medical care, the Sheriff’s department wants to charge her with murder. Violent misogyny at its finest.

[derek davison @dwdavison]

damn only an insider would have been able to suss this out

[Marcus of sirloin @Googoobars131]

As a meat cutter I have some input on this if we give them the ability to process meat and sell it on the market with little to no oversight we're all gonna get Super E.coli if you think the average farmer is going to be safe and sanitary you're smoking crack

[Jean Allen @peakcapitolism]

It's 2027. The AI bubble has popped. The US dollar has bust. It's 500 dollars to buy a burger and it makes you immediately have diarrhea. The sun has been renamed America.

[daniel 🐌 @escargotpro_]

One insane thing is how many trump soundbites there are like "i dont care about prices" & "you'll have to pay more for gas & like it" & every pundit was like "he just cut Dems an ad for them" & like there are 0 ads being aired by Dems with any of these quotes lol

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

For far too long, business and tourism have plagued this country.

[bunnie @CuriousBunnie12]

you guys care. you guys care ever day. it’s all you post about. you cry about it at night. you see random women on the street and write fanfiction about their uteruses in your mind.

[𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾 @reset_by_peer]

lol, turns out that the rumor that Trump knowingly bought the poisoned beef as a favor to his buddy Milei was true

[brent is a sewer socialist🚰🌹 @brent858]

Unfortunately their pivot to doing quiet ethnic cleansing instead of having bozo agents murder people in the streets has worked and there has been basically zero coverage lately of any of this and all those whose lives are being ruined

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

God fucking dammit. This one hurts

[silly guy @holedonor]

VERY obsessed with the video of him being found

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Play time with Martini, the fennec fox kit! 😍