the 4thkingg👑

Daniel success
one king
different phases.
chelsea runs in my veins 💙

[URGLY GRAMM🍃 @UrglyGramm]

My guy, try build your account ooo. 😂

I buy something worth 200k, na so the vendor begin dey whine me for like 2 days. I just laugh ask am, You know me? If you know me, you no go dey play this kind game with me. Go search UrglyGramm.

She no reply. Few minutes later, mama come dey beg me say make I no vex, say she no know say I get motion. 😂

Na so I vex tell am make she keep the first 200k, I send another ₦200k make she send my order sharp sharp.

Omo, na so she carry the order come my house by herself. Bruh, crazy motion. 😂😂🔥

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

The first and only time I ever bet on football was in 1990, when I bet that Cameroon would beat Argentina in the World Cup. The odds were 20-1. I bet £1 (that was all I could afford then) and won £20! Madam and I were living in one room in Seven Sisters, London, then. We were finally able to order egg fried rice and beef in oyster sauce from the local Chinese restaurant. Before then, it was just egg fried rice with chilli sauce and no protein.

I don’t suffer before for this my life o. And this woman suffered with me. Some days, we could only afford one meal and she would lie that she had eaten and give me the meal to eat when I came back from work. I grew up with many relatives living with us. So, by upbringing, I was raised not to finish everything on my plate. It was by watching how she wolfed down everything left on my plate that I finally realised that this woman had not eaten and had sacrificed herself to make sure I ate.

So, now, when anybody says “She’s the one eating all his money, I ask: “Before nko? Were you there when we were eating egg fried rice with no protein from Red Square Chinese Restaurant in 1990?” 😂

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

I have said it before: I like women a lot. And another thing I like about them is how financially frugal they are. When it comes to money management, I give it to them.

A woman will never look at a fine man and say, “You know what? Let me bless you with ₦500k for being too handsome.” It is men who do dvmb shíts like that.

You’ll never catch women splurging money around men to impress them, and I’m talking about rich women here. Instead, it is men who splurge to impress women.

A woman has nothing to prove to you.

Women will like you, and the highest they’ll do is let you know they do. Then they’ll leave you to do the chasing. They won’t spend money to “show workings.”

You’ll never see a rich woman in a club or restaurant call the waiter and say, “You know what? Look at those fine guys over there. Take a bottle of Don Julio to their table and add it to my bill.”

Again, it is only men who do dvmb shíts like that.

If you’re in a relationship with a woman and you’re going through financial hard times, she’ll tell you that God will provide. But if it’s the other way around, you’ll do a transfer.

A woman you’re dating will not see that you have a business idea and decide to fund it. It is men who do things like that.

Before a woman buys you a pair of shoes or a watch, she has already bought herself two wigs, bags, perfumes, and a few other things.

Women, or at least a decent number of them, have money. They know how to save money. They are arguably PiggyVest’s biggest customers.

The money women have is for them. For their own well-being. And they will never allow shame to pressure them into billing themselves for your benefit.

Women have nothing to prove to you financially, and I rate them for that. It is one of those things I think men should learn from them: financial frugality.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Please read the conversation that I had with a 31 year old married woman.

Ensure that you read to the last screenshot 👇

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Please read the conversation that I had with a 29 year old military man 👇.

[Ajoje⚽⚖️ @israel_ajoje]

You may be wondering why it's possible for teams to replace players in their squad even after the World cup has started.

The truth is that ational teams cannot simply recall or swap players whenever they feel like it once the World Cup is underway.

Here is how it works.

According to the Regulations, every nation is required to submit a provisional squad of up to 55 players.

From that pool, they are then to name a final 26, including at least three goalkeepers, on or before FIFA's official deadline.

Once that final squad is locked in, the freedom to make changes almost disappears.

For outfield players, a replacement is only permitted in the case of serious injury or illness, and only up to 24 hours before the team's FIRST match. The replacement must come from that original provisional list, and it requires FIFA Medical Committee approval with proper documentation.

After that 24-hour cutoff, the outfield squad will have to remain unchanged for the entire tournament, group stage through to the final. Any player that gets injured at that point will stay registered but cannot be replaced by another player that's not on the squad list.

Goalkeepers are the exception. Because three keepers are so essential, a goalkeeper can be replaced at any stage of the competition if he is unfit.

We have just seen the outfield rule in action. England lost Tino Livramento to injury before their opener against Croatia and brought in Trevoh Chalobah, who was on standby. It was allowed precisely because it fell inside the 24-hour window.

It's fair, but it's also unforgiving.

I hope you have learned something today.

My name is Ajoje. I am a FIFA Licensed Agent and International Sports Lawyer. I write on the Law and Business of Football, a lot. Repost and Follow if you want to read more posts like this.

[SCOREpion 🦂⚽🔥 @Hakeem_Onitolo]

One time, someone asked me for 2k while I was on my way to the gym. I had planned to work out and come back to cook, as that is how I save money.

Then I realized I had given him the same amount for about three weeks in a row. I checked my account and saw I had 2k to spare, but I thought about how tired I would be after the workout. The main reason I cook most of my meals is because I can’t afford to buy food outside consistently. So I decided not to send the money and instead used it to buy food, relieving myself of the burden of cooking after exercising.

This made me realize the convenience that money I give to people who aren’t close to me could bring me. Now, I have decided to reduce giving money to others so I can enjoy my own more. Only my close people will not be affected.

For the past few weeks, I have budgeted what I will give, with priority to my own people, whom I will help 9 out of 10 times since they only ask in emergencies. For others, I allocate a specific amount I can spare - once it is exhausted, that’s it. No matter how urgent they claim it is, I don’t have money to give.
Some are actually seeking “urgent” funds to complete amounts for ice cream and things I wouldn’t even buy for myself because I consider them unnecessary based on my current financial status.

The 2k I give you is me returning from training extremely tired and still entering the kitchen to cook instead of buying food worth 2k to save myself the stress. It is me cycling from Bariga to the stadium every match day rather than taking a bus for 1,400 in total.

For every amount you ask, I pay a price of inconvenience because I am not financially stable. So I implore you: if it is not an emergency, do not ask me. And if it is an emergency, I will not honor it at the detriment of my own.

I know no sane person loves to ask unnecessarily, but let us be considerate when asking and remember that the person you are asking may also not have it. If it were easy to have, you would have it yourself.

I pray we all experience ease.

[swagbag @mavoswago]

was @ the clinic yesterday & this girl couldn’t even say what was wrong with her eyes, she just wanted to see dr kilolo😇

[Tarelayefa @Sugar_Pops_]

That’s the way my husband called me asked for money to buy fuel.

As an intelligent wife, I knew immediately that the call was on speaker and in order to not fall our hand, I told him “I gat you my love” and sent 50k so his friends can hail him and tell him how lucky he is.

He called me back and was thanking me and that’s where the wahala began because he was sounding too genuine. I waited for like two hours before calling him and asking him to send the money back since the joke abi test was over.

Oga said it wasn’t a joke anything o 😭. I said okay nau, send my money back, he said he won’t send anything, he’ll just deduct it from all the money I’ve been borrowing from him without paying back.

This is why it’s not good to be good to men. 💔

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

I told my guy that i was hungry yesterday and he asked me to take out soup from the freezer so i can defrost. Immediately i opened it and reached for the plate, that was the last thing i remembered for like 3 seconds. Everywhere first blur, i stood there totally shocked wondering what happened. Only for this bagger lizard to come and ask me if it shocked me, i nodded. He now said “no vex abeg i for tell you to wear slippers before you open am”.😭😭

[Victor Ogbaegbe 🇨🇦💐 @naughty_libra07]

Yes, under the traditional definition, a person who has not had vaginal intercourse can still be called a virgin, even if they have engaged in other sexual activities.

That's why you sometimes hear people say things like:

"I'm a virgin, but I've done oral sex."

"I'm a virgin, but I've done everything except intercourse."

However, this is where many people disagree with the label.

A lot of people would argue that if someone is engaging in oral sex, anal sex, mutual masturbation, or other sexual activities, then calling themselves a virgin can feel misleading because they are clearly not sexually inexperienced.

So the answer depends on which definition you're using:

Traditional definition: Yes, they're still a virgin if they've never had vaginal intercourse.

Broader modern definition: Many people would say no, because they've already engaged in sexual activity.

That's why virginity is such a debated concept. It's not a scientifically precise status, it's largely a cultural, religious, and personal label.

The more useful question is often not "Are you a virgin?" but "What sexual experiences have you had?" because that gives a clearer picture than the word "virgin" alone.

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

One man see ein ex wife with our guy he wan echo, we mount guard, bracket the werey immediately.

The ex wife dey one side dey smile, the werey think say na the love wey our guy get for her.🤣🤣

[JUSTICΞ 🫶🏽⭕️ @offshoda]

I voted for Peter Obi in the last election after they counted the total votes casted in my ward and Obi won, I went back to my hotel.

I regretted that action, never again

So this election, after casting my vote and counting it in my ward, I will be following the inec returning officer to AMAC and making sure Obi wins there too, if possible I will park at ICC gate and make sure Peter Obi is declared the winner before driving back to my hotel this time around.

If the mandate is stolen again, this time around I will start protest from there straight to the National Assembly.

[Nigeria Democratic Congress @NigeriaNDCHQ]

PRESS STATEMENT

The Nigeria Democratic Congress (NDC) wishes to inform the general public that our party primaries are scheduled to hold tomorrow, 29th May 2026.

It is therefore impossible and illogical for any primary results or winners to have emerged when the primaries are yet to take place.

We strongly urge the public and all well-meaning Nigerians to completely disregard the fake NDC primary results and false rumours currently circulating. Any result that does not emanate from official party sources should be disregarded.

NDC remains committed to a transparent and credible primary process. We appeal to all our supporters and registered members to stay vigilant and ignore any unverified information.
Thank you.

Signed:

Barrister Ikenna Morgan Enekweizu
National Secretary 
Nigeria Democratic Congress (NDC)

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

You might not see it but when you see it, you can't unsee it

[Iyoocartel @iyoocartel_]

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[y4yi @yxyiagain]

i don’t care who else was born today🎈

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

Our last born came to stand behind me and touched my shoulder gently.

“Are you okay?”

“Yes, I’m just a little tired 🥹”

“Okay because your card is declining”

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

I don’t have it in me anymore

[Faka001🦅 @Fakaofwest1]

😭😭😭