Phaser

I'm funnier in person. I'm so sorry. He/Him

[Phaser @Phaserburn]

I would tweet more but I'm saving all my witticisms for when I need to seem clever in person.

[Carlos Mucha @mucha_carlos]

Shapiro suicide case is bonkers. Crazy timing but PA Supreme Court just took family’s lawsuit, lower ct forced to dismissed it basically screams it’s murder in 39 pg op (Cyril Wecht & Henry Lee make cameos). AG Shapiro sat on case for 4 yrs then recused. GOP sites are ecstatic.

[Phaser @Phaserburn]

@tesplendente @harshahahaaha By rezoning the neighborhoods we have. Right now, most of the country is zoned exclusively for Single Family Homes, so the only options are to pave over wildlife to build more homes, or build high rises in the few places that allow Multi-Family. Look up “The Missing Middle”

[Hamid Bendaas 🇩🇿🇵🇸 @HBendaas]

JB Pritzker brings more money than this guy. Tim Walz excites the base and keeps the good vibes going. Beshear has proven he can appeal to voters Democrats usually don’t get.

Why is this anti-Arab racist a front runner

[Alex Thompson @AlexThomp]

The DNC Chair vs. Nate Silver: A short story

[Osita Nwanevu @OsitaNwanevu]

"Of course I'm with Joe. Haven't you noticed all the white guys who want him out?"

[CaseStudyQB @CaseStudyQB]

MSNBC - 7/10/2024 - @SymoneDSanders continues to gaslight America and Democratic voters that there was a Democratic process to pick the Democratic Nominee

First Clip - "The people pick the representatives"

Second Clip - "The (DNC) ...is not going to setup a primary process...for someone to challenge the head of the democratic party"

[Phaser @Phaserburn]

This is literally just Biden’s Inauguration speech (up until the last line)

[noam chompers @NoamChompers]

okay, but why has nobody thought of solving the problems before? this could change everything...

[Brian Tashman @briantashman]

The Republicans haven’t even announced their VP candidate! How could the ballots be printed already? Makes zero sense

[Jeff Stein @jstein_star]

As he did at the debate, Biden suggests that the White House has endorsed rent control for apartments. The White House has done this for a tiny slice of housing units. A reasonable viewer to this would assume he was endorsing universal caps on rent increase

[The Millennial Snowflake 🇵🇸 @Teh_Snowflake]

This primary?

[Peter Daou @peterdaou]

The fact that Jill Stein's campaign qualified for matching funds and the govt won't pay it is a scandal and should be covered by the media. But of course, they don't want to give her any attention...

[Nate Wolff @proffwolff]

Look I love Biden. Biden's a good guy. Long record of stupid obvious lies. Has always been quite racist. just me or is it creepy the way he talks about Obama. Very inconsistent on abortion. bad on immigration. Supported genocide in Gaza, boosted false narratives to silence dissen

[Jesse Brenneman @Jesse_Brenneman]

If a left of center candidate is polling very well they’re actually unelectable, despite the polling, but if a centrist candidate is polling poorly they’re actually the best candidate, despite the polling.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

“I’ve been counted out my whole life”

Youve served in the Senate since you were 30 and barely ever faced a re-election threat.

[DEI speedwagon (all eyes on Cuba) 🌹🇵🇸 〽️ @uhshanti]

fwiw, I have talked to a number of lefty organizers contemplating this. it’s not “organizing culture,” it’s that every time we do it, liberal pundits like Clara write something about why we deserve to get the guts beaten out of us by the police from the comfort of their homes

[Elise Joshi @EliseJoshi]

I'm truly impressed that Hillary stans have maintained the exact same perspective for 8+ years. In the year of 2024, they've gained 0 insight into why Hillary lost and continue to blame anyone but her campaign.

[Brian Merchant @bcmerchant]

Good thing we dodged that bullet