⚔️alex⚔️

i am one with the force, the force is with me

[⚔️alex⚔️ @phasmaswife]

"we're imagining our dream cast for a star wars reboot and we want danny devito as darth vader"

[⚔️alex⚔️ @phasmaswife]

time to make this a fandom account again i suppose

[⚔️alex⚔️ @phasmaswife]

havenae used this account in a Hot Minute... hello

[⚔️alex⚔️ @phasmaswife]

person: omg i love your fic!

me: aw thanks!

person: hate luke and rey though ugh they’re so whiny

me: i have to go immediately

[loop 🌌 @loopunderground]

this snapchat comes to you after downing four red bulls @trixiemattel

[⚔️alex⚔️ @phasmaswife]

@_JonnyM_ we can't all be alcoholics like you helen

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

Save yourself some grief: don't ever make another human being your hero, especially if it's someone you don't know.

[⚔️alex⚔️ @phasmaswife]

juggernauts by enter shikari is such an accelerated depression song

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

no more of this garbage "you can't just call them a nazi" semantics game. if it walks talks and heils like a duck, it's a goddamn duck

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

Can we finally stop pretending America will eventually "age out" of racism? Lot of those guys in Charlottesville look pretty young to me.

[Chai Goth posting his L's online @Abid_ism]

once someone was like "millennials don't answer a door if they aren't expecting anyone???" and i get why the 70s had so many serial killers

[Veronica Albarella @VeroAlbarella]

Oscar Isaac looks like he's leaving for his first day of school and he's so excited

[⚔️alex⚔️ @phasmaswife]

some blurry webcam photos of me Feeling It last night

[colette @colettegibbons]

started doing that '🤙🏼' hand gesture as a piss take n now a canny stop

[⚔️alex⚔️ @phasmaswife]

me, realising i managed to stay up till 4am again last night: