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[phastinemoon @phastinemoon]

Gonna try an experiment -- take count of every time I get in an argument and see someone swing at me with the 'You have 0 followers' or some bullshit.

Motherfuckers, I'm here for my amusement, not followers.

Just because your 🤡👟 are bigger than mine doesn't make you less a🤡

[phastinemoon @phastinemoon]

@CrunchTimeCappn @ContraPoints She literally has...

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@marcorandazza Have sex with your gun and be done with it.

[phastinemoon @phastinemoon]

@marcorandazza @_fullofstars Because you haven't.

Hope this helps.

[phastinemoon @phastinemoon]

@tara_atrandom Also... like, I don't like to tone-police, but LISTEN to her -- she is absolutely UNHINGED. Talking over everyone else, getting louder as she goes on...

Methinks she's protesting a little too much.

[phastinemoon @phastinemoon]

@ShawnASearle1 @FinancialPhys Ask a black woman how that works.

Because, lemme tell you -- THEY were working outside the home and being bread winners LONG before the 1950s.

Because they didn't have a choice. Because their households needed EVERY PENNY.

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@tara_atrandom It's almost like they don't realize "who is John Galt" is not the flex they think it is.

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@tara_atrandom Wasn't... wasn't Kamala the VP for our first Catholic President since JFK?

[phastinemoon @phastinemoon]

I... I don't even know what to say.

The fact that this exists...

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

Sorry, our venue isn't big enough for a Kamala rally. We could fit a Trump rally easily, though.

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@ShadowTodd Maybe she's secretly a dog, and the peanut butter trick is the only way to make the human mouth shapes?

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@GailSimone The apron wasn't the correct apron, and he wasn't even wearing a hair net or corporate polo.

0/10 accuracy.

/s

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@FakeGirondin @ShadowTodd Eeyyy, that's a Radio Dead Air story, just waiting to happen!

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@firingwall @Nash076 Once in a while for some catharsis is fine.

It's the fact that the market is oversaturated with it now that's the REAL issue.

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@soggystyrofoam Dude would know. He IS the Devil.

Just ask Keanu Reeves.

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@ShadowTodd Unironically, I WOULD like to see 2024 Radcliffe and Pattinson in a movie that IS structured around their two leads. HP4 doesn't count -- that's like saying We Are the World 2010 is a Lil Wayne & Tony Bennet collab.

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@tasteoflav @ShadowTodd That at least makes sense -- family members dealing with grief can get... odd.

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@ShadowTodd I'm more invested in the number of names that spellcheck doesn't recognize, whilst also allowing "Avril Lavigne" or "Belanger".

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@ShadowTodd Tragic: The worst person you know makes a good point.

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@dextrolite @timruss2 I promise you, it doesn't. No more than the old ones did.

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@OSPyoutube We already had that -- it's call Vampire: The Masquerade.

If you want to make an adaptation that isn't even remotely faithful to the source material, do THAT.

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@Nash076 Personally, I was more concerned by the thought of 'which story IN PARTICULAR?'

We live in the worst timeline -- every story could be potentially indictive.