Todd Kraines

no boys, no parties, no summoning spirits

[Todd Kraines @phatassfong]

Gravity wins best sound mixing!

[Uche Jombo @uchejombo]

#jessewilliams

Best speech 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

https://t.co/3mJekMGp5I

[Dan Slott @DanSlott]

You're not safe in an elementary school, high school, college,
movie theater, club, or church.

The only thing safe is the Second Amendment.

[Steve Helling @stevehelling]

There are more than 600 people in line waiting to donate blood for the victims of the #OrlandoShooting

[Todd Kraines @phatassfong]

Have you ever fallen in love with your Airbnb host who lives on a boat?

[Todd Kraines @phatassfong]

#wheresdrake

[Harjit Sajjan @HarjitSajjan]

Today's @CanadianForces stand on the shoulders of trailblazers in No. 2 Construction Batallion. #BlackHistoryMonth

[Todd Kraines @phatassfong]

@shlbyv JEAN RALPHIOOOOOOOOOOO

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THERE IS GUACAMOLE ALL OVER YOUR BEAUTIFUL CHAIR

[Todd Kraines @phatassfong]

@username_shelby wow need to catch up

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@username_shelby omg white boy Carl ur pic is cut e

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

.@questlove tells the full Prince/Finding Nemo story in a new animation... and it's amazing https://t.co/5Tql3616VM

[Todd Kraines @phatassfong]

Another student was shocked after the incident because he thought the President of the United States was named Barko Bama

[Todd Kraines @phatassfong]

One of my students was saying Barack Obama but his accent is so thick I thought he was saying Robe of Armour??????????????

[Todd Kraines @phatassfong]

I WANT POPEYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Todd Kraines @phatassfong]

New Years resolution: to start ending all of my texts with xx in true British form

[Todd Kraines @phatassfong]

I slept from 10pm until 2pm so I'm definitely handling this jet-lag/pneumonia thing really well

[Todd Kraines @phatassfong]

I think I saw Margaret Atwood in Pottery Barn today???????? Thought you guys should know