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[OLIVIA @afireliv]

The first time I saw a BBL in real life was in Ilford. I couldn’t believe it

[imaan 🍅 @MANULSUPERFAN]

When I eat a mango that isnt from Pakistan I understand how wasians from the bay feel when the matcha isn't ceremonial grade

[mimi @immienne]

wanting a bf is like wanting wingstop u don’t really want it

[✮ ˚｡⋆ REDD⋆｡° ✮ @prblmtic]

might’ve made a mistake teaching my mom what trade means

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You

[wren ⚓️ @witchfinder09]

Monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 12345678910 January february march april may june july august september october november december

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

when you’re sleepy so you lowkey sleep

[austin @twink_kj_apa]

pretending i dont care about my uber rating while my friend is in the passenger seat asking the driver why she’s unlovable

[alex @rhubarbbruises]

i feel a spiritual connection to the wikipedia convalescence lady

[ayjörk @phatbuss]

@rhubarbbruises there was this one spot but they said the next time i go they would banh mi😢

[ayjörk @phatbuss]

@mahstawrah did you

[Adrian @beeblebroxx_]

At british strip clubs do they just pelt £1 coins at the dancers or what

[ayjörk @phatbuss]

returning to poasting…

[ayjörk @phatbuss]

@Justsome666 @uxiefun hi duneothy

[cole @juul_survivor]

But then the dove of hope began it's downward slope

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

Realized that avoiding failure for the majority of my life has only been stunting my growth but I’m still young enough to make mistakes and try again and again and again

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

"Don't be sorry. Be fierce."

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

they still sing of my legendary feats and epic adventures, for I was The Effeminate Homosexual Who Dapped You Up Perfectly On The First Try