Phat Cooper

I am a genius of myself, not of you!
Who are you to tell me I can't defend my dignity?

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@ImBreckWorsham I'll flip them off while I'm doing a bump and going 65 in a school zone.

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@ArtifexMemor She's about to hit the 1 year mark on her Photo Op Tour

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This man was conceived by Shaggy from Scooby Doo fucking Saul Goodman from Better Call Saul.

[ASHA💫 @RedPilled_Siren]

I’ll leave this here 😂 @RekietaLaw

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@RedPilled_Siren @RekietaLaw This man was conceived by Shaggy from Scooby Doo fucking Saul Goodman from Better Call Saul.

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@paramounttactcl @baroncoleman 6’1” standing on your tippy toes, on top of placing 3” insoles inside of your boots with 3” midsoles. You're 5’4” on your best day.

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@king_azoulay This is how you know Azoulay doesn't throw down the way he claims. The man is fighting an internet troll, and he's acting like he's getting deployed to the front lines lmao

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@RekietaLaw @ImNotWrongBruh My past is my past, like this happened over a decade ago. You were scheduled to begin your 28 day sentence this exact month last year 😂

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@AnthonyCumia You actually believe that to be a reasonable estimate?

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@WesThompson @TMZ He's not seeking treatment or legitimate help in this video, he's an addict trying to manipulate those who care about him. Complaining about power getting cut off and frozen bank accounts are tactics used to get money from other people so he can go get high.

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@RealBlackArab @TMZ All Kyle Singler heard you say was Crack and his spidey senses started tingling.

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@MikeyDTrustMe @TMZ You think I care? He put hands on his girlfriend in front of their daughter. He's a scumbag.

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@hbomax @RickRubin Target hit the panic button, and Jay-Z came in for the save so he could try to distract people from the costume controversy.

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@partypete82 @TMZ From free throws to freebasing! He used to slam dunk, now he's a damn drunk! He went from the full court press to a full on mess! From balling out to nodding out. From playing NBA Jam to weighing out grams. Went from playing at Duke to laying in puke

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@luisjgomez

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@RickyTheGuido He looks inbred. Are his parents related?

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@paleochristcon As I mourn the death of beloved actor Tim Curry, I will take a 24hr moment of silence and refrain from talking shit to Andrew Wilson, host of the Crucible Podcast. Normal shit talking service will resume tomorrow, August 27th, 2026.

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@samtripoli She's zooted off of opiates in that photo.

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@ImBreckWorsham @dbongino Went into the FBI as Dan Bongino and came out as Dan Bonaduce

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@RickyTheGuido Give it until the end of the year and he'll be irrelevant again, just like he was before the debate. Views going down faster than McGregor attempting a leg kick.