The big C has driven me back to social media with all this quarantine business. Can someone pls come over and teach me how to use the new Twitter from 6ft away? Thnku & May Oprah Bless you with a spirit of peece during these turbulent times. XoXo 💋
In the history of CINEMA, masterpieces have existed without sound, without color, without a story, without actors and without music. No one single film has ever existed without CINEMAtography and without editing.
@carolineriding Preeeeeeeeeech. When ppl talk about being tired as if they’re the only ones who’ve actually experienced being TiReD. Like we’ve all been tired but only they have been really and truly TiReD. It’s like GET IN LINE WERE ALL FANTASIZING ABOUT NAPPING MMK NO ONE FEELS RESTED
ALSO YES THERE WILL BE MANY MORE TWEETS ABOUT THE NEW OSCARS CATEGORY BCUZ ISNT AMERICA ALREADY DEALING WITH ENOUGH RN JEEZ AND ALSO YEA IM A SAD PERSON AND I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO LIVE FOR (except when the seasonal candies go on sale after the holidays)
The new Oscars category is like when ur in the chorus of every play and finally youre a senior so it’s your chance for a solo but then a bunch of Troy Bolton mofos tryout and steal all the parts and everyone calls them brave and ur like PLZ CAN U JUST LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING
@jimmyfallon I worked at an ice cream shop and my manager was using cream that wasn’t refrigerated to make ice cream. I did what I thought was the “adult” thing and told him that wasn’t safe and the doosh fired me, so now I don’t feel bad for stealing those ice cream cakes lol #WhyIGotFired