Austin

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[Austin @phaters]

Just a friendly reminder to register to vote.

[PWHL Detroit @pwhl__detroit]

DOLLA DOLLA BILKS Y'ALL 💸

Olympic Gold Medalist Hannah Bilka has signed a two-year standard player agreement as part of the Expansion Player Distribution Process.
📰 https://t.co/iQCKRVqN9G

[J. Jonah Jameson @JustthefactsJJ]

Time I address the elephant in the room…..There I was, trying to enjoy a Mets game like a normal American. And who shows up sitting behind me? THAT WALL-CRAWLING MENACE! And what is he doing? Save the city? OH NO!!! SITTING IN PREMIUM SEATS PROBABLY PAID FOR BY MY TAX DOLLARS!!!

[Rebecca Aguilar (on Blue Sky & LinkedIn) @RebeccaAguilar]

Everyone COPY this video, share it far and wide. Paramount Skydance billionaire baby David Ellison can’t handle that Stephen Colbert is getting millions of views . @Youtube we will cancel our subscription as we did when we dumped @paramountplus.

[Magnetic Norse @MagneticNorse]

Van Buren Township, MI

A resident is forcibly removed from a meeting for expressing her disdain for a proposed data center.

Board members says “We love data centers here”

[NBARetweet @RTNBA]

The Cavs have shot 40 free throws compared to the Pistons’ 18.

That’s a 22 free throw difference in an elimination game.

The whistle in this series has been absolutely brutal.

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

YOU KNOW THE PISTONS WON AGAIN

[Austin @phaters]

Another blatant Donavan Mitchell carry on a fast break.

[Austin @phaters]

They never call Donvan Mitchell carying the ball. He does it 15 times a game.

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

Coming this fall… TV20 is the new home for the Detroit Pistons!

Pistons basketball returns to free, over‑the‑air television in Detroit and Michigan beginning in 2026‑27: https://t.co/XMGOM6hNx8

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

JB Bickerstaff on Game 4 officiating:

"It's unacceptable ... ever since we came to Cleveland, the whistle has changed. You know, there's no way that one guy on their team shoots more free throws than our team."

Donovan Mitchell FTA - 15
Pistons FTA - 12

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem

(via lpaulfranklin / TT)

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

NEVER. SAY. DIE.

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

DAWG BEHAVIOR.

[Nike Basketball @nikebasketball]

Welcome to the Barricade

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

HELLO @Lions @DetroitPistons @tigers @DetroitRedWings

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

"We not done yet."

JD with a message to the best fans in the league.

[Austin @phaters]

@DetroitPistons Deuce

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

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[Austin @phaters]

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