Diamond💎

Grateful✨

[Diamond💎 @Phathu_rn]

Sometimes the grass is greener ‘cause it’s fake.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Interviewer: "So, if you hadn’t ended up with Barack Obama, you wouldn’t be the First Lady?"

Michelle Obama: “No. If Barack Obama hadn’t ended up with me, he wouldn’t be President.”

[Elio 🖤 @SageNroses_]

I love when a man tells me he wants to be more than friends because I could really use an assistant rn.

[✝️ @chixx3nn]

Nigga got a premium account at the stupid bitch factory

[Ti Pretty Ass 💋 @JustCallMeTi]

Why do we get “IN” a car but we get “ON” a bus 🤨

[Abbie🤎👜 @Abbietrends]

If you think girls are gold diggers, you've never seen how boys act when they discover a girl who lives alone…

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Just a friendly reminder. No matter how tired you are, play with your pets, they waited all day for you.

[fàgó @Fago9ere]

I’m at the age where I just need to know if we doing this or not because I got things to do

[Sir Kèlvin M. Essien @whoiskuzi]

I love my girlfriend on a somewhat absurd level, completely without explanation. I'm a fan of her, an admirer of her, and I'm proud of her. I love her smile, her voice, her way, her quirks, and even the little things that probably only I notice. But above all, I love her soul.

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

working calmly because the company isn't mine. I'm 100% replaceable. Stress makes me sick and nobody's handing out awards for burning yourself out

[Dr Scarface📍🩺 @king_pearxe]

The longer I work in healthcare, the more I realize who you marry is way more important than when you marry

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

Me deciding whether to handle it like Jesus or 50 cent...

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

my age is news to me every single time i remember.

[shivani @shivanijpatel]

dating a founder is the modern equivalent of waiting for your husband to come back from war

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

POV: when something goes wrong at work and you look around for a senior but you are the senior

[GT Atas @GodstimeAtas]

Money can buy you ten beautiful wives, what money cannot get you is a virtuous woman.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

You know why you never see people trying to change the sex of their dogs?

It's because that's animal abuse.

Let that sink in.

[Amar @Lee_Monareng]

I raise you a family company 😭 that has no HR.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

I still think it's easier to manage extreme cold than extreme heat.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

can't stop smiling in inappropriate situations forgive me father for i have grinned

[👸 @escapetomarss_]

anytime a man communicates properly,i know somebody else suffered for that character development