Kat Khan

the ramblings of a 30 something British desi who watches too much tv!

[Kat Khan @phatkat__]

@SqSehrish 14 assuming the man’s wife is still alive as she’s not mentioned - if she’s not then 13 - the father 11 sons and the sister

[Kat Khan @phatkat__]

@otokyo D/E - surely no one gets to G/H - B/C you’re still wasting good chicken there!

[Kat Khan @phatkat__]

Will die on this hill! My #celebrations list;
1. Bounty
2. Snickers
3. Maltesers
4. Galaxy
5. Galaxy caramel
6. Mars
7. Milky Way
8. Twix

Don’t care bounty is elite and who cares about twix

[Kat Khan @phatkat__]

@dussa4 He’s such a nice guy - Peter is always getting mugged off! Let the nice guy win for once #eastenders

[Kat Khan @phatkat__]

Lauren you stay with Peter - don’t stray Lauren - #eastenders please just let her be happy for a while

[Kat Khan @phatkat__]

Come on Denise has had enough - now blood cancer and a grandson who’s just had spine surgery! #eastenders

[Kat Khan @phatkat__]

You can’t kill off Denise #eastenders I will riot! You made this woman have a baby with Phil - let her have peace now please

[Kat Khan @phatkat__]

@Babywwir 17 I’m old

[Kat Khan @phatkat__]

@otokyo @Ginofantastico obviously - number 1 shelf and all around legend

[Kat Khan @phatkat__]

Honestly apoorva and Sufi have killed me this season 😂😂😂😂😂😂 there one liners and war with the other epic contestant urfi was perfect! #thetraitorsindia

[Kat Khan @phatkat__]

So glad the boys won #racearoundtheworld - realised Mongolia won’t ever be on my holiday list lmfao 😂😂😂😂

[Kat Khan @phatkat__]

The bigger names would go first in the #thetraitorsindia - really didn’t want @maheepkapoor

[Kat Khan @phatkat__]

@BolumbusJr @sixtyglock The explanation at the bottom of the video says his girlfriend! And then dad says stop talking to my daughter no? Meaning there having a convo! Looks like he doesn’t want his daughter to have a bf!

[Kat Khan @phatkat__]

Just kill off George’s dad already - honestly his face stresses me out #eastenders

[Kat Khan @phatkat__]

Where has fun twitter gone - when it first came out, I don’t remember it being a battle ground for extreme politics!

[Kat Khan @phatkat__]

If I look like uncle Dave at 100 - I’m here for it! #davidattenboroughs100yearsonplanetearth

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

Wishing Sir David Attenborough a very happy 100th birthday. Enjoy your special celebration this evening! 🎈🦍🐆🦅🌿

Tune in to ‘David Attenborough's 100 Years on Planet Earth’ at 8.30pm on BBC One and @BBCiPlayer.

[Kat Khan @phatkat__]

Love watching #davidattenboroughs100yearsonplanetearth 💚💚💚💚 we love you uncle Dave! Looking amazing for 100

[Kat Khan @phatkat__]

Ian and Elaine 🤮🤮🤮🤮 please don’t make that a storyline #eastenders