Stuart Petillion

[Stuart Petillion @phattieskills]

@SanJoseSharks @SAPCenter "Mako" Celebrini, here we come!

[Stuart Petillion @phattieskills]

Calling it now, nickname for Macklin Celebrini with the @SanJoseSharks HAS to be Mako!

[Stuart Petillion @phattieskills]

@Skittles I revived my 5 year old twitter account to say YES, I will be buying them by the case.

[Stuart Petillion @phattieskills]

every tweet i read by @SarahGooglyass takes a week off my life #suburbanmom

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

wish my wallet was as fat as my thighs

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Talking about politics on Facebook is one of the top ways to lose friends.

[rob fee @robfee]

The story of Rudolph is a great way to let your kid know that bullies will keep torturing him until he's famous, then they'll be his friend.

[Sarah Moss @sarah_dreams713]

Can't listen to music with apple headphones. I'm sorry. 🙅😑 #AlwaysSony #NeverGoingBack

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

A man's day vs. a girl's day

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Men’s brains have a sexual pursuit area that is 2.5 times larger than in the female brain.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

#BroDiscussion
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