The Champion of Breakfasts©

Hyperbolically facetious. Blatant plagiarism does not equal endorsement. Dude/Buddy, Thee/Thou. There are only two teams. #TeamMotherAbigail

[The Champion of Breakfasts© @phawnex]

Don't follow me I'm lost.

[LS @scjtrllt]

#Paypal #paypalcrypto #notworking #bitcoin📷 #pricemoves #paypalisblocked anyone having any luck? Has anyone else called to report?

[The Champion of Breakfasts© @phawnex]

Crossed phalanges!

[Richard Chizmar @RichardChizmar]

GIVEAWAY TIME: Next weekend I will select 10 random winners and sign them up for a 5 issue subscription to Cemetery Dance, starting with the below issue, coming this spring. Just have to Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck, everyone!

[Richard Chizmar @RichardChizmar]

GIVEAWAY TIME: Next weekend I will select 10 random winners and sign them up for a 5 issue subscription to Cemetery Dance, starting with the below issue, coming this spring. Just have to Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck, everyone!

[The Champion of Breakfasts© @phawnex]

When you kick the wrong ass.

[The Champion of Breakfasts© @phawnex]

I am very sorry @RichardChizmar. My audible copy of 'Becoming The Boogeyman' has arrived, but I have yet to delve. I am currently taking yet another trip along the path of the beam. As soon as I get back to the beginning, I'll be diving in ears first.

[The Champion of Breakfasts© @phawnex]

No @BradleyWhitford explain this please. HBO owes you an apology.

[The Champion of Breakfasts© @phawnex]

@cctvidiots Healthcare.

[The Champion of Breakfasts© @phawnex]

Ooh this is crispy.

[Lauren Windsor @lawindsor]

Democrats should seize on the Hunter Biden gun charges to pass universal background checks... call it Hunter's Law and then force Republicans to vote against it.

[The Champion of Breakfasts© @phawnex]

@notcapnamerica Marvin Gaye's music grabs you by the short and curlies every single time. If that ain't articulate communication at the 'master level' then this racist old throwback is just aurally numb.

[The Champion of Breakfasts© @phawnex]

@SirJeremyLondon @hwinkler4real Came here to ask this.

[The Champion of Breakfasts© @phawnex]

@BradleyWhitford I just watched you getting your ass chewed out by Leo on the West Wing pilot. And you are absolutely correct here, just like there.

[The Champion of Breakfasts© @phawnex]

@michael_mycum @Iron_Man @hyperionavebook @DisneyBooks Because Scott Lang doesn't exist?

[The Champion of Breakfasts© @phawnex]

@darafaye @davenewworld_2 AK AK. AK AAK AAAK.

[The Champion of Breakfasts© @phawnex]

@RollingStone

[The Champion of Breakfasts© @phawnex]

@POTUS Little late for my mother and father and grandfather, but I'll take it. Thank you sir.

[The Champion of Breakfasts© @phawnex]

@theliamnissan @StevijoPayne If you don't know, you're history. Yore bound to repeat it.

[The Champion of Breakfasts© @phawnex]

@alecrobbins That'd be a shallow hole I'll dig it.

[The Champion of Breakfasts© @phawnex]

@ScottWamplerRIP Blas. Phe. My.

[The Champion of Breakfasts© @phawnex]

@NoLieWithBTC Poor snowflake.

[The Champion of Breakfasts© @phawnex]

@ParkerMolloy How could this possibly warrant a suspension?