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i have amazingphil so FUCK YOU UNIVERSE

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never EVER kill yourself

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my bad for having a job brah damn

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I LOST 20 followers ????

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bills are paid now to spend the rest of my check on unopened barbie fashion from the 90s and mint vape

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bills are paid now to spend the rest of my check on unopened barbie fashion from the 90s and mint vape

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@llovebongwater what the coward say

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middle of ohio tap water.. as i’m sitting in a city known for its delectable tap water

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operation get my bitch back starts NOW

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@phannieHQ ZOE BREAD CROSSOVER

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this one is pissing me awwwf let him TALKKKK

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‘what if you filled it w weed smoke’ sighhh he gets me

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@dnpfilms dude phil is a different person like i knowww i dont know these people but omg he has never seemed so sure of himself and speaks so confidently I LUBBBB HIM

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@piunikg @Steffi_Mei @pinofdnp ermmm idk if everyone knows its def not like ever been explicitly said by dnp themselves. i know off the top of my head because im sick mentally. its not like a dig so deep thing its just a literally watched it happen thing.

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@Steffi_Mei @pinofdnp yes is the answer to this question without getting archival

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i am nawt pulling on her tail just lifting it for comedic effect. that one is peach she is alpha of the mischief

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dan and phil and rat content ohhhhhh happy happy day! #phanniefriday

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@rawrrphil please can everybody shut up and let me waste $12

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@llovebongwater everyday i wake up and am normal for 10 seconds before i 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳

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okay guys this was fun but these people can leave now!!!