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As I always tell first years, it doesn't get better.

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If you didn't (consensually) kiss your best non-hetreo friend for New Year's Eve, you missed a great opportunity to demonstrate your love

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It's just difficult when my dissertation is my first priority but my advisor's last priority

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It wouldn't be a family vacation without a committee conference call would it

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Remember when my advisor told me I could avoid being stressed by making sure I'm working 70 hrs just on my dissertation

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Results Section
Just look at the fucking table.

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@GradSkoolStrugs

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*E-mail Exchange*
Me: I found a massive error in my data so my paper won't be ready tomorrow

Advisor: Great! I look forward to reading it!

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Chasing my sertraline with coffee this morning

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My parents, after listening to me sob on the phone just two months after I last sobbed to them, told me I'm the only one who let's the stress of getting a PhD get to me. Lolololol

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Contemplating having two fathers of ex's on my defense committee.

One is subject relevant and the other has a track record of never failing anyone so...

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"...a government made up of many distinct with non-overlapping ethnic groups"

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Excerpts From Papers I'm Grading: A Thread

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The more I interact with computers the more I learn reasons why I shouldn't

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Reading one of the worst published papers I've ever read, knowing I have to cite it to get my PhD because my advisor loves it. #academia

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One equation, fifty bajillion unknowns

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Pretty sure my students left recitation today more confused than when they came in

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No shit https://t.co/4v5kloAVr1

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#Zimbabwe's Tsvangirai calls on Mugabe to resign https://t.co/bjkIClGle7

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Your morning elephant.

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@SimonMaloy You would you Nazi

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@GSASproblems Holes are in right now. You could be the hip teacher if you wear them on teaching days 😎