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[PB @phdoug]

But this is actually what it’s like.

[Carmen Lagala @CarmenLagala]

Women: I have a stalker, he threatened to kill me.

Police: Cool, can you call us when he actually does that?

[Andrea More @amore_orless]

[my epitaph]
she died doing what she loved: leaving without saying goodbye to anyone

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

covid has fucked with my ability to make long term plans honestly like someone asked what I’m doing this summer and I was like idk prob gonna go outside, touch some grass, see where that takes me

[Shorty I'm Haitian 🇭🇹 @Savant_Zoe]

As of today she’s 79.. Biden is 78.. a lot of those “white peers” and peers of them alike are sitting at tables like congress to this day makin those same faces to what we see as progress

[SEDONA @sedonaprince_]

Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention

[Yan Kung @KungLab]

Are you sad and angry about the surge in anti-Asian violence? Wondering if there’s something anti-racist you can do? One idea: learn how pronounce Asian names! It doesn’t have to be perfect. Just try, and it will make a difference to your Asian friends and people you meet. (1/8)

[Yan Kung @KungLab]

It might take a little effort... But if you can learn that in Spanish “ll” (often) sounds like English “y”, “j” sounds like “h”, and “ñ” sounds like “ny”, then you can also learn that in Chinese “zh” is like “j”, “x” is like “sh”, and “q” is like “ch”. (2/8)

[Matt Somerstein @MPSomerstein]

taxes are weird this year the gov't says I owe 3 grand and I'm like you guys owe me my grandma.

[PB @phdoug]

@cave__em Why me, ya know?

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

as a depressed adult i can’t rave enough about “popcorn dinner”

[PB @phdoug]

Is it a “virtual Bridal Shower” or is it just me getting day drunk alone while watching my friends open presents on camera

[PB @phdoug]

@davidmweissman @laurenboebert

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Movie lines that didn't age well

[YourFavBlackAuntie @greendoondoon]

Please stop pretending African names are hard to pronounce. They are not. Most of them are phonetic. Ayodelo is pronounced like it looks. So is Taiwo. Phoebe don’t look shit like it sounds.

[Chris Wade @saywhatagain]

Four years ago, I started saving the best of the incredibly bizarre, stupid and bad vibes photos being rapidly produced by the Trump administration to cathartically post today. Here is my Surreal Trump Photo Dump

[PB @phdoug]

Different men have taken something I said to them and TWEETED it as their own words on several occasions.

Is audacity learned or genetic.

[AIDA @shutupaida]

not my ex comedy flings stealing the casual jokes i said to them for MATERIAL. your polished content is my raw form? that should startle you out of this career sir

[PB @phdoug]

@pseudosimone 🥺 do it, do it

[PB @phdoug]

@speshul_wes Wes wtf your hair is better than mine