Pheobe Rams

Follow me and ill follow you back

[Overheard In Aldi @OverheardAldi]

Ma, can you buy cars in 'ere? Chaz says his dad drives an Aldi. #OverheardInAldi

[Posh Girl Problems @PoshGalProbs]

One has just discovered such atrocities as "TOWIE". All I can say is good lord #givemestrength #poshgalprobs

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Jesus doesn't do 'side hugs'. I'm coming in strong and grabbin' your ass, baby.

[The Profit Squad @TheProfitSquad]

why are you telling twitter how perfect your boyfriend is? suck him off he'll appreciate that more than a tweet.

[Pheobe Rams @pheberam]

@TeenFlT every time I decide to start running or training my body builds muscles with the appearance of me getting bigger and not more toned

[Pheobe Rams @pheberam]

#LongLostFamily

[Pheobe Rams @pheberam]

There isn't one, I tricked ya

[Pheobe Rams @pheberam]

What rhymes Witt he word 'month'??

[Pheobe Rams @pheberam]

“@Microscope_Pics: Dust, magnified 22 million times http://t.co/T8s35Lrukp” LOOKS LIKE FISH N CHIPPY FOLKS

[Pheobe Rams @pheberam]

My nemesis #heyfever

[Pheobe Rams @pheberam]

Who's boiling? #mee

[Pheobe Rams @pheberam]

I blame global warming for dis #heatwave

[Pheobe Rams @pheberam]

Can't wait to do the @TheColorRun on the 21st 💪🏃

[Pheobe Rams @pheberam]

I follow @ComedyTruth and I don't seem to magically gain followers

[Pheobe Rams @pheberam]

Well maybe not 'hands down' my hands will be on the water gun

[Pheobe Rams @pheberam]

I'd win in a water fight, hands down

[Pheobe Rams @pheberam]

Really want to drench someone with a water gun

[Pheobe Rams @pheberam]

Why am I not Spanish?