dweebs

always tripping on my last words

[Marcus @STOPFLEXIN]

I was eating some Jamaican food at work and this white girl came in and said “what the bumper clot is that?” and I called HR

[dweebs @phebeteague]

@totes_heck_YOLO Yeah I get that... well then hopefully it's not the store and just the product!

[dweebs @phebeteague]

@totes_heck_YOLO But are they not one and the same?? I just wanna smell good, ya know

[dweebs @phebeteague]

For the past 2 days all my brother has been saying to me is that I smell like Lush, but I can't tell if he means it as a compliment or not

[dweebs @phebeteague]

Happy Feet was the original Pitch Perfect

[dweebs @phebeteague]

It's only now that I've come to realise outside University, that for normal 9-5 workers, drinking a large coffee at 5:30p is abnormal

[dweebs @phebeteague]

The sweetest thing: my brother playing Andy Shauf to me

[dweebs @phebeteague]

@rozzai18 If I Were You by Jake and Amir

[dweebs @phebeteague]

Big mood: Whatever You Like by T.I.

[dweebs @phebeteague]

I may or may not have just thrown a Temptations at Rudy and accidentally got it stuck in his fur

[dweebs @phebeteague]

My brother sometimes plays me the Timothy Goes to School theme song on the phone to brighten my day

[dweebs @phebeteague]

I'm so out of it I wished a friend a Happy Birthday 5 months in advance

[dweebs @phebeteague]

Currently: in a heated discussion with mum through e-mail

[dweebs @phebeteague]

@saddgoth I hope you get snowed in at school

[dweebs @phebeteague]

@saddgoth I will fight you to the death

[dweebs @phebeteague]

Since Walmart is closed and that's my whole fracking world, I will now eat crackers for all my nutrition

[dweebs @phebeteague]

I'm never going outside again, why did I MOVE HERE

[dweebs @phebeteague]

@saddgoth I got u dawg, soon times

[dweebs @phebeteague]

I'm officially a tattoo artist, @ me for my services

[dweebs @phebeteague]

If you don't have a song called "Georgia" on your debut EP, are you really an indie band?