Sadie

did someone say stroopwafels?

[Sadie @pheeebsie]

Giving up on tinder, might try to start summoning ghosts

[Sadie @pheeebsie]

I just don't want to see any more cat buttholes on my video calls. Is that so much to ask?

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

It’s Fat Tuesday, so you know what tomorrow is: Fat Wednesday. It’s been a rough quarantine.

[Sadie @pheeebsie]

Was really excited about going into the office for the first time since October but then I quickly realized none of my pants fit

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

Taylor Swift has given us more Covid relief in the past year than the federal government.

[Sadie @pheeebsie]

Not in one million years is this a valid excuse.

[Sadie @pheeebsie]

The young Sadie who always completed the school reading challenges is unstoppable and beaming

[Sadie @pheeebsie]

FINALLY finding a library app that supports borrowing books abroad AND that are downloadable onto my kindle is by far the highlight of this Covid shit time

[Sadie @pheeebsie]

I'm not sure what pushed me over the edge at 9:30. Coulda been a bunch of Europeans laughing that we may be watching a civil war on tv tonight or that some guy I don't know said I have an "astonishing resemblance" to a celebrity who happens to have a very large nose.

[Sadie @pheeebsie]

I can tell when my boyfriend is truly concerned about my health and well-being because then he buys the brand name ibuprofen

[Sadie @pheeebsie]

And now in said conversation my mother has claimed she has 2 children when In fact she has 3. Happy to know my status

[Sadie @pheeebsie]

When the family Zoom conversation topic goes from politics to the Milwaukee Bucks

[Sadie @pheeebsie]

Oh wow jk we've moved back to solar-powered energy

[Sadie @pheeebsie]

Friend dinners turned online escape rooms are my new hell

[Sadie @pheeebsie]

As we enter full lockdown 2.0 at least we can be grateful that liquor stores were put on the list of essential businesses

[Sadie @pheeebsie]

My new job is great but sometimes I find myself in situations having to watch surgical videos displaying someone's hairy butthole at 9 in the morning and that might be my limit

[Sadie @pheeebsie]

@emrobbb Come back!

[Sadie @pheeebsie]

Creative design request made by my mother

[Sadie @pheeebsie]

A woman just introduced herself in a meeting with "I've been with the company for 24 years, probably older than some of you", which typically would have offended me, but then I noticed she's still using what appears to be windows XP.

[Sadie @pheeebsie]

@emrobbb Now that would be quite the hidden talent!

[Sadie @pheeebsie]

In hopes of finding my Xmas presents hidden in my boyfriend's gym bag (like the child I am) I instead found a recorder. Either he has a weird hidden talent or I'm going to be greatly disappointed come Dec 25th.