pheeelgriff

I love animals and sports,baseball mostly, appaller of all things stoopid, musician, fairly decent
driver, wants to pet all the dogs, please

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Please run for president! You are America's last hope. #TimDillon4POTUS28
@TimJDillon

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I'm 10000% serious when I say that I bet @TimJDillon is one helluva sponsor.

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You jinxed May with your graphics. Why would you ever put those up again when perfect games and no hitters are in play? @Cardinals

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Taj Bradley out here just throwing hard and hoping. @mlb

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Dustin from Justin boyeez!!! Let's go Redbirds!!! @Cardinals

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I say Babe Ruth would fucking rake today too. Motherfucker got off a train to swing a 9-pound bat at filthy dead-ass baseballs with guys throwing spitballs at his fucking head without a helmet while he was drunk. Pretty sure he could hit Zac Gallen.

[Crack Amico @CrackAmicoRAP]

Chelsea Handler DISS TRACK 🤫

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@Cardinals so much for May's QS Ricky, ya damn jinx.

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@astros are y'all hungover or something? How are you letting f'ing Chris Bassitt own you like this?

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@ESPNFANSUPPORT C'mon guys, I need those points. Treat game 1 from Cle-Min on 9/20 the same as every other postponed game this season. Don't do me dirty when I'm defending a championship 🏆

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@ESPNFANSUPPORT when are the Twins stats from game 1 against Cleveland on 9/20 going to go to 5/20's stats since that game was a make-up game? I need +8 from Joe Ryan and Buxton's 3 K's.

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So Corbin Carroll doesn't get the stolen base? @MLB

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So is Sean Barber.

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Chad Whitson is going to be out of a job when the robots take over balls and strikes.

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@Yankees weren't y'all supposed to be working on defense or something?

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Damn, missed another one second pitch to o Machado. Where do y'all find these blind bastards?

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@mlb Umpire James Hoye has money on the Padres. Already missed calls way in the zone and we're only two batters in for Robbie Ray

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@TalkinBaseball_ Saggesse's glove gave them the lead according to the official scorer.

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@MLB @Yankees Apparently, the Cardinals defense shit the bed, because you scored it an error.

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@MLB give Bellinger a hit on that, please.