new oomfies! lemme reintroduce myself cuz it’s been a while, this is my current stanlist (there’s tons more but you’ll catch me yapping abt them on here anyways)
🚨 NEW: Zack Polanski has criticised supermarkets for selling vegetables for as little as 7p
“This isn’t a sign of a healthy system… someone is being exploited somewhere”
so the uk government is proposing 16 year olds should be allowed to vote for our country's future... but shouldn't be allowed to access study material on youtube. right. got it.
It's 2029, a child wakes up on his birthday.
"oh my God, I wonder what my friends got me? They said they were going to go all out!"
He checks his phone. He can finally use social media.
"Hello, this is Keir Starmer. Vote for me NOW because you can now legally vote & snapchat"
the fact that this song was almost a britney spears track… britney wanted to sing this for the ‘pretty world’ album (which became ‘glory’ later on) but liz fought for the song. and now im just thinking how we almost had britney x sophie
iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.
iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.