John Phelan

Tallness is next to Godliness

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I prefer the Johnny Depp version - said no-one ever. #wonka

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#gimpmymovie Carry On Clamping

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It seems the people whose opinion has never mattered to anyone just wake up offended.

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@Film4 Monstermind https://t.co/3m4yFa3HvZ

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Finally #StarWars #DeathStar #Jigsaw @HamillHimself

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@elonmusk Dear Elon, all I want is to be able to see the name of the song playing on the radio. The ‘scroll it once and you miss it’ is no good. This has been a standard feature of every car music system since about 1990. Come on Eely (do you mind if I call you Eely?) sort the basics.

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@elonmusk @Tesla Does the car come to you when you whistle?

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@simonmayo @greatesthitsuk The only single I ever bought without having heard it first. Saw it in WH Smiths, took it home, played it, thought “what?” Played it again, loved it, played it a squillion times since, still love it.

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@MrBushman1 The guy could pull

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@YeduhinMeheddin I watched The Spy Who Loved Me and The Kenny Everett Video Show yesterday - so, yeah.

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@simonmayo @greatesthitsuk Chooooowwwnnn

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@cptandyman How wude! Meesah always known that one yousa majesty

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Not sure how I got to the age of 55 without hearing this conspiracy theory before… https://t.co/N3FWbYQY9H

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You do know it takes more fuel to push a heavier car around (i.e one that’s full of fuel) - thus resulting in less fuel being available for everyone - you do know that right?

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@CatherineAD What would you need? Stems or full Logic project?

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@OCTOGONPC @TheCoolDave @zacbowden @maryjofoley @kevin_chalet @windowscentral @LiamT @Selanda @CyberDonna @WindowsCentre @Microsoft 👍

[Dave Lee @davelee1968]

‘I won’t be swimming myself, I’m part of a pilot scheme to stay uneaten’

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@idealbathrooms Thank-you, can you confirm a delivery date?

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@idealbathrooms I placed an order with BSO for a toilet and a soft-close seat. The delivery arrived today but with a standard seat (sent back with the driver). I have contacted BSO to ensure the correct seat is sent but wanted to ensure you were also aware. Order no. 206680

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@Film4 Game over man, game over!