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[Eric Cross @EricCrossMLB]

2026 #MLBDraft
Pick: 6
Team: Kansas City Royals
Player: Zion Rose (OF)
From: Louisville

Big final season at Louisville, hitting .417 in 36 games. More of a 10-15 HR bat, but a great blend of contact and approach with plus speed as well.
#FountainsUp

[Pete @phelpsp83]

@goldgloveceddy @matthewcrory During spring training these two were always together, working out, stretching, signing autos, etc.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

13-year NBA veteran Jason Collins has died at 47 years old after a battle with Stage 4 glioblastoma. Collins was the first active, openly gay player in NBA history. RIP.

[Eric Cross @EricCrossMLB]

Brandon Woodruff left the game in the 2nd inning today.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Broadcast had to go fully silent after witnessing the bare ass of a foul ball chasing fan

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Until next spring, Fenway South 👋

[Pete @phelpsp83]

IYKYK 😂😂

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

WTF! - Welcome to Florida! 😎

70 MPH speed limit in Florida is less of a rule and more of a polite suggestion that nobody agreed to follow.

Too slow?

You’re getting tailgated by a lifted Silverado with LED headlights bright enough to interrogate you.

Too fast?

Doesn’t matter, there’s already a guy in a beat up Altima doing 95 weaving through traffic like he’s late for something extremely illegal.

You try to hold a respectable 75.

Immediately passed on both sides.

One car has no headlights.

Another has its hazards on for no reason.

Somehow both are going faster than you.

And then, out of nowhere, Brake lights.

Not gradual.

Not polite.

Just a full interstate wide decision to stop all traffic flow for 30 seconds.

No accident.

No construction.

No explanation.

Just vibes.

You finally get moving again and think, "Okay, we’re good."

Wrong.

It starts to rain.

Not normal rain.

Florida rain. (IYKYK)

The kind that erases the road, your mirrors, your sense of direction, and any belief you had in visibility.

Wipers on max, still losing the fight.

Meanwhile, someone flies past you doing 85 like they’ve got sonar.

And just when you think you’ve seen it all, there’s a gator in a retention pond right next to the highway, watching traffic like it’s judging your driving choices.

No toll booth warning.

No buildup.

Just vibes and consequences.

Your GPS says "arrive in 2 hours."

Florida says, "Depends, you surviving the storm or the drivers?"

And somehow, through all of
this …

There is STILL someone camping in the left lane going exactly 70 like they’re honoring the Constitution.

Welcome to Florida highways.

Where speed limits are optional, weather is aggressive, and every drive feels like a group project with people who did not read the instructions.

[Pete @phelpsp83]

@DieselBABE20 Fort Myers, FL

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place...

First guy, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy, "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy, "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word!
So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy, "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge, and said, "Fishing or sex?”

She said, “Wear sun-block”

[Phillygirl @24tog]

Beer is now cheaper than gas. Drink don’t drive. 😭😭

[Pete @phelpsp83]

@HeartEyes4Brady I can relate to how your mind works. We are the same lol

[Chris Boettcher @chrisboettcher9]

Nothing will humble a man quite like coaching the first night of T-ball practice.

[Pete @phelpsp83]

@HeartEyes4Brady I never realized how much of a scam inspection stickers were until I left Massachusetts

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Bros look after Bros.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

We are minutes from first pitch of Team USA’s first World Baseball Classic exhibition. Paul Skenes is starting. The lineup is littered with stars: Aaron Judge, Bobby Witt Jr., Bryce Harper, Kyle Schwarber and many more. Could be the start of something special. And it’s on ESPN.

[Evan Lazar @ezlazar]

Always hesitate with Tennessee wide receivers because that offense is weird. However, a 6-foot-5 burner with legit deep speed and the ability to win the ball downfield feels like a Drake Maye kind of receiver.

Some impressive reps vs. press by Chris Brazzell against Georgia.

[Tom Caron @TomCaron]

Nice addition to the Fort Myers Green Monster. Red Sox Hall of Famer Mike Greenwell grew up here. “The Gator” passed away in October at the age of 62.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Two great MVP candidates—here’s why I voted for Maye.