poor dear pamela

never been cool

[poor dear pamela @phenomemily]

@thebravobabe_ SAME. I am so grateful I had this show and this woman in the throes of PPD. Reminded me who I was when I had no idea. 💔

[poor dear pamela @phenomemily]

Levels I won’t stoop to when it comes to cooking:
- blender (too dramatic/noisy)
- meatballs (I don’t need to palm raw meat when they sell them premade??)
- scratch sauce/dressing (sauce aisles are robust for a reason)
- broiler (let’s see if this food ignites. Ridiculous)

[poor dear pamela @phenomemily]

@MysterySolvents “Would more hugs from her parents have maybe helped? Idk”

[poor dear pamela @phenomemily]

@NickAdamsinUSA I wish I was this stupid, you all seem so happy

[poor dear pamela @phenomemily]

“Fucks sake” —the first ghost showing up and finding me zonked on a 15 mg gummy because I decided to choose PEACE

[poor dear pamela @phenomemily]

@Matt_Pinner Sleep for actual days. Fuck the louvre this is nap goals

[poor dear pamela @phenomemily]

Laura Laura. He’s right because your face

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Quiet, piggy.

[poor dear pamela @phenomemily]

@sydneyy_taylor Donotjudgeher

[poor dear pamela @phenomemily]

Imagine if your big break was a parade and the part of the parade you were in was vegetable

[poor dear pamela @phenomemily]

Had a fleeting feeling of joy and was like “what if I just enjoyed this moment, right here and now, for what it is”

I’m so desperately mentally ill I thought I invented mindfulness

[poor dear pamela @phenomemily]

RIP Victor Frankenstein, you would have loved Jurassic Park

[poor dear pamela @phenomemily]

@timeswmariana move your face even a little if you're ok

[poor dear pamela @phenomemily]

This is embarrassing but I just found out what SNAP stands for (I knew what it did). Imagine (emphatically) canceling a program that is literally supplemental nutrition assistance. For kids that need help to be fed. Can you even understand how evil you have to be to support that?

[poor dear pamela @phenomemily]

Don’t ask me to explain this but with every TS album the promo pics look increasingly like the amazon search results for Halloween costumes

[poor dear pamela @phenomemily]

@Matt_Pinner The desire for blood flow to the lower extremities

[poor dear pamela @phenomemily]

@CoachPaulBrake @YourCalvinist You are the cutest clown I’ve seen this Halloween season!

[poor dear pamela @phenomemily]

@NickAdamsinUSA But. I can get up a flight of stairs and my body doesn’t look like a weather map so I am not sure it matters, about the golf thing

[poor dear pamela @phenomemily]

@fvckerysprinkle I actually think you should apologize, Amber.

[poor dear pamela @phenomemily]

The leaves really said “no delightful foliage for you this year.” Plz understand how fucked we are if nature is not naturing.

[poor dear pamela @phenomemily]

Every job posting:

“Looking for a HOME to build your career? We at the paper clip factory are seeking a highly-motivated, free-spirited, no BS, FUNloving candidate to join our family!

Requirements: must have spent time as an actual paper clip. $12/hr”