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OMOLUABI 💁🏾‍♀️ || 💼: DIGITAL MARKETING STRATEGIST || PSYCHOLOGIST 🤓 || IGBO & PROUD 😚 || A GIRL HELPED BY GOD || MANIFESTING AMOS 9 : 13 📖

[PHILOPHILE @phenomenalmandy]

Because I’m my Lock Screen wallpaper 🥰

[PHILOPHILE @phenomenalmandy]

@DiianaD_ I’m April 15th too

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@Guo_logistics why hasn’t my parcel reached Abuja yet, after charging a whopping delivery sum? It left Lagos since the 11th of October. Your customer service is telling me stories. I need my parcel ASAP Time is money!

[PHILOPHILE @phenomenalmandy]

@DoIknoYourFada Cynthia Ofori 😂😂😂

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@MichaeloOkoli @dammiedammie35 Do you know that I’ve been thinking the OS meant operating system chai Chineke 😂😂

[PHILOPHILE @phenomenalmandy]

Whilst men slept, this bank crept in and stole all our money.

[PHILOPHILE @phenomenalmandy]

@GtbankC89937 You people are criminals, refund my money!

[PHILOPHILE @phenomenalmandy]

@gtbank unu agaghi egbu m. Refund my monies and put an end to this pilfering from your customers.

[PHILOPHILE @phenomenalmandy]

@gtbank stop redirecting our tweets. This is the only way that our voice can be heard as your phone support is not attending to our complaints and the complaint queue at the bank is as long as Mississippi.

[PHILOPHILE @phenomenalmandy]

@jameywrites @gtbank @gtbank_help They’re now extorting from their customers to get back up.

[PHILOPHILE @phenomenalmandy]

@gtbank the extortion is getting too much, make it stop! I sleep and wake up boom! You’ve charged my account 200 naira UNPROVOKED! This has been recurring for a while now. I’ve complained at the bank but nothing has been done about it.

[PHILOPHILE @phenomenalmandy]

FG, I think the 5000 naira note would now suffice.

[PHILOPHILE @phenomenalmandy]

Don’t date a perfume lover!
If things end, you’d just have to start avoiding perfume shops cos everything wud remind you of the werey😂
I see nwii today😂
Had to lie that I mistakenly sprayed the tester into my eyes bc I was already tearing up
From now on, na to dey order online

[PHILOPHILE @phenomenalmandy]

Whose glow up beats your imagination?😂

[PHILOPHILE @phenomenalmandy]

@yabaleftonline Alert

[PHILOPHILE @phenomenalmandy]

Starlink eeeh🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[PHILOPHILE @phenomenalmandy]

@Allezamani Oga that sentence is 100% grammatically correct *smh*

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@Naija_PR Happily never after

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Naija iron condemn merchants won't like this https://t.co/Zmyygyg2vX

[PHILOPHILE @phenomenalmandy]

How am I just finding out that my surname “Ahanotu” is interpreted as “we’re not mates”🤣🤣
My super grandparents took things personal when naming their child😂 cos “girl where?”😂😂😂
I’m not parting with this name anytime soon😁😁

[PHILOPHILE @phenomenalmandy]

No gree for anybody wey no gree for you😂

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Moral lesson?