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[P-Diddy @pherrichbitch]

Sometimes I wish it was as easy for people to make me smile as it is for me to do for them

[P-Diddy @pherrichbitch]

Theres people still snoozin and im boozin

[P-Diddy @pherrichbitch]

@SamLima94 hahaha come on on that shits funny

[P-Diddy @pherrichbitch]

It ain't my fault that I got more girls then jerry got curls!!!

[P-Diddy @pherrichbitch]

Some choices a man makes are directly related to a woman's actions #rememberthatladies

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The things people think they know when they don't know anything #smh

[P-Diddy @pherrichbitch]

all the demons in my past wanna come around like my ex girlfriends

[P-Diddy @pherrichbitch]

If i dont like the fuckin water sprinkler you know i dont love these hoes

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Wheres all the good cliff jumping spots in ithica??

[P-Diddy @pherrichbitch]

Swear talking to her can cure anything thats wrong with me #loveyagram

[P-Diddy @pherrichbitch]

Just talked to my grama for over an hour on the phone like no time passed at all

[P-Diddy @pherrichbitch]

Not having someone to talk to is boring as shit #loner #morefriendsplease

[P-Diddy @pherrichbitch]

My eyebrow has been twitching for a straight hour.. #dafuck

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Some Euroboy told me that Portugal-land has two freedom days. Crippled him with a Stone Cold stunner and whispered, "We have 365. Merica."

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Some sissyboy told me, "Don't fall in love, you might get hurt." Cracked a cold one and told him, "Don't live, you might die. Merica."

[P-Diddy @pherrichbitch]

Every time you kiss me its like Sunshine and whiskeyyy

[P-Diddy @pherrichbitch]

Someone trying to go DT or nah??

[P-Diddy @pherrichbitch]

That fabius party boutta get busted that shits all over every social media #imgood

[P-Diddy @pherrichbitch]

On that note time to bust out this ten hour day then bust out the beer #murica

[P-Diddy @pherrichbitch]

When it comes to working, I'm the cockiest person #igetit