Phetxath

What is a man? - Opinions expressed are solely my own and do not express the views or opinions of my employer.

[Phetxath @phetxath]

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[Phetxath @phetxath]

@zzzziltoid Fuck that noise - You a 10 outta 10 ✊🏽

[Phetxath @phetxath]

Friends, if I order a drink at Starbucks and I tell them my name is “Pat” then y’all should know what’s up. #asiannames

[Erin Hoffmann @ErinHoffmann2]

Volunteering for St. Jude! #findingcaresavingchildren #target

[Damon Wayans Yunior? @wayansjr]

Wearing a “Make America Great Again” hat is the only red hat that’ll get you shot by a Blood.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As we count down to the new year, we get to reflect and prepare for what’s ahead. For all the bad news that seemed to dominate our collective consciousness, there are countless stories from this year that remind us what's best about America.

[Phetxath @phetxath]

New goal: Be that contestant on a game show that just POPS OFF when they win..Or gets their name called.

[Phetxath @phetxath]

So I bought house - The absolute win from this is that I no longer have to open 17 doors to get to my apartment.

[Phetxath @phetxath]

Ladies, get you a man who can:
A. Make a solid food decision when you hangry🔥
B. Remember that y'all have that baby shower on the 25th💯

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Senator Lisa Murkowski, a swing vote on health care, isn’t swayed https://t.co/LxiOJfwHH5

[Phetxath @phetxath]

I would love to be a celebrity, but I also want to continue to look scrubby af on my days off without the world knowing.

[Phetxath @phetxath]

Yo, Running in Denver makes me feel like I'm training in the gravity chamber from Dragonball Z.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Health care has always been about something bigger than politics: it's about the character of our country. https://t.co/UqLO14Hef7

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Most fake news stories prove impossible to trace to their origin. But not this one. https://t.co/g3I2hZQZl5

[Phetxath @phetxath]

Sucks when you feel like you've got a great idea, then, you run into "shower-on-the-go wipes" at a gift shop.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

A federal judge stayed part of Trump's immigration order, barring refugees stopped at airports from being sent back https://t.co/uJflLdC5cX

[Phetxath @phetxath]

Hilary a savage!#debate

[Chou Yang @chouyang05]

#ichooseyouredcardpokemon @the_bri_mac @CristinErdman @TiffMisk @TGTBryce choosing whose the 35th TM RC master...

[Maddy Foss @Fossy_33]

This girl is killing her first overnight adjacency set!! #beReadyToBeAmazed #d102

[Maddy Foss @Fossy_33]

#MightyMid is ready for #Pride2016 !!!! #TakePride #LoveAlwaysWins ❤️💛💚💙💜