phoebe

no favorite color

[phoebe @phev3r]

if you buy grapes w seeds you’re walking coleslaw

[josh @DekuSeedot]

kinda hope the spurs win tomorrow because then the knicks can win it on a home game.
also knicks rhymes with six, which is really important to a guy like me

[Nico Dosenbach @ndosenbach]

The cheapest & most accurate way to predict student success would be by zip code. I guess it would feel a little awkward to admit that.
https://t.co/YDplPlNJ5o

https://t.co/pMYRf0EtMB

[phoebe @phev3r]

@zagrebbi I’m sure SES has absolutely nothing to do with this group getting a few more Bs than other students

[Kye @GxldSociety]

Nasty spirited people not liking you is divine protection.

[Evelyn ☭ 🇵🇸 @taxidermysnail_]

there is no ethical basketball under capitalism

[aria 🍓 @ariadotwav]

oh my fucking god bruh

[phoebe @phev3r]

conservatism won tonight 💔

[phoebe @phev3r]

@hannnnnnnnnnn03 rt

[phoebe @phev3r]

they’ve been in my car twice & both times flooded the face by uzi automatically started playing 💔💔💔 #cooked

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder

[phoebe @phev3r]

just got a hit of wasabi straight to the roof of my mouth that was so good I’m considering keeping ts on hand 24/7

rocked my entire sinus system

#neededthat #badworkday

[phoebe @phev3r]

my boss has only ever sent me two negative performance-related suggestions and both were the day before my period

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

[₊˚ ✮ 𝐣𝐚𝐳𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞 ✮˚₊ @usuallyjaz13]

lightning mccain ⚡️

[phoebe @phev3r]

drunk at chilis in okc w bestie life is SO GOOD

[phoebe @phev3r]

@BellaBaddie__ chilis strawberry lemonade

[Hadi @lolnvmtho]

"I dont like the way you see me" is a valid reason to end a friendship.

[phoebe @phev3r]

@usuallyjaz13 and spotify knows it 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

((I searched one song he suggested in an interview and it pulled up the whole list))

[₊˚ ✮ 𝐣𝐚𝐳𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞 ✮˚₊ @usuallyjaz13]

thinking about chili’s strawberry lemonade

[WavyThunder @ThunderWavy]

WE DO NOT FUCK WITH THAT PEDOPHILE #WokelahomaCity