US "Here is Starlink, a powerful military technology. We'll give it to you for free and block Russia. Just please don't use it to strike Russian mainland targets. They have, you know, nuclear warheads and stuff, thanks".
Zelensky: Uses it to strike mainland targets.
US "Zel, see above. Also, btw, you may not have noticed, but we have a global oil/energy crisis atm, so can you please, you know, not use Starlink to hit Russian refineries and make things worse, esp with the midterms coming up. Ty".
Zelensky, "nah, I think I will, and especially because the midterms are coming up. Go fuck yourself Trump".
US, ok let's throttle their mainland access so they can't launch offensive strikes.
Zelensky: "Omg I can't understand why the US would possibly do this. The US seems to support the other side."
@SkyNews That’s because there is nothing French in them aside from some bullshit passport you gave them which is absolutely worthless now. A French passport now is as good as any 3rd world country passport, if not worse.
@BarackObama Oh you mean like you leftard paper pushers did with Trump, where you singled him out prior to election campaign and try to smear and ruin him? You are just a complete pos. The left loves using dirty tricks but whinges and complains when others do.
@Mr_Andrew_Fox Dude open your eyes and read the room. Very few f*ckheads want to continue throwing away money to cunt Zelenskyy to continue drafting 60yr olds and killing off Ukraine population. Putin knew from the start what would happen and he can afford to drag this out for much much longer
@ZelenskyyUa That guy is a waste of space and energy. We just need to ignore wtf he is talking about, 90% of what he says is bs, and 10% makes no sense. He is just a comedian that is not even funny.
@Wulf_Helm And Western values were invented by the Greeks, so what you muppet? Get a grip. The day Europeans will realise that their innovation potential doesn’t come even close to what’s happening in the US, might start actually doing something about it…